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11. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Brendan, you have a gift with words;)!

12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Dear "Joe",

My psychiatrist, legal counsil and myself reserve the right of comment at this time. Since certain legal issues, concerning this incident, have yet to be resolved, I am not at liberty to contradict your description of the events which took place on the day in question.

Though I have already signed the contract with the publisher for the rights to my upcoming book (working title - "The Human Mongoose: A Tale of Poo from a Feline's Perspective"), I again, am not at liberty to divulge the true events of that fateful day. Though you description of the sun through the window was quite accurate, many of the details have been omitted in an attempt to gain sympathy from your human compatriots.

You will be hearing from us when the time is appropriate.

With regards,

Cat

13. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Did u really get it all off! or is there still a smell?

haha, they are quite clean... now

Classic, I feel tempted to feature this one on the front page

that would be really funny Sam!

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Gross!!!

I agree!

How's your hand? Did you wash it with antiseptic solution?

Many different cleaning solutions were used

Brendan, this is seriously a sick tale of trust and betrayal! All I can say is... EEEWWW, I'm glad it didn't happen to me!

All should count themselves lucky!... although I have never had a bird poo on me *knocks some wood*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I feel obliged to use the timeless words of Nelson Muntz:

"HaHa"

Very fitting I think

ROFL

/me puts samsara up on a high shelf

they think i'm crazy here ! i'm having a slightly stressful day and i'm laghing at my computer, i'm just waiting for the men in white coats

I had the same when people were talking about it in the chat room! I couldn't hold the laughter in

Brendan, you have a gift with words

Thank you
Does this mean you will give me Rayme's number?

Dear "Joe",

My psychiatrist, legal counsil and myself reserve the right of comment at this time. Since certain legal issues, concerning this incident, have yet to be resolved, I am not at liberty to contradict your description of the events which took place on the day in question.

Though I have already signed the contract with the publisher for the rights to my upcoming book (working title - "The Human Mongoose: A Tale of Poo from a Feline's Perspective"), I again, am not at liberty to divulge the true events of that fateful day. Though you description of the sun through the window was quite accurate, many of the details have been omitted in an attempt to gain sympathy from your human compatriots.

You will be hearing from us when the time is appropriate.

With regards,

Cat

Oh crap! (pun intended)
That had be laughing out loud this morning!

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mutton, Egret, Otter & Wallaby
Attorneys at Law
123 Pussyfoot Lane
Beaverton, Ontario M5T 7V9

Re: The Cat

Dear Mr. "Joe",

It has been brought to our attention that you have been in direct violation of the very explicit confidentiality rules set forth by the Court. We have been informed, through numerous sources, that you have not only violated our client, The Cat (for which this court case has been filed), but also for paying no heed to the "Speak No Evil" Statute of "The Laws Governing Human - Animal Interaction". These laws were set in place in 1849 and work to protect our furry four-legged friends from the type of behavior you were witnessed performing on that fateful warm sunny day.

Not only have we learned through our sources whom shall remain anonymous at this time, that you have told this "tale of woe" through verbal communication, but have been seen conveying said tale in chat rooms and on forums which are viewed by people (and animals alike) all throughout the globe. Mr. "Joe", this will not do. Our court system is a highly regulated institution, one in which you are required to abide. We do not wish to pursue further charges in regards to this case, but if you are not willing to "follow the rules", as they say, we will be forced to seek additional judgments against you. Let it be said here - there will be no second warning.

We appreciate that fact that this is an awkward situation for The Cat and for you. No one likes to see these things happen, especially in the civilized world. But, if you are unable or unwilling to follow the tenants of the Court, you will leave us with no other recourse.
We do hope there will be no need for further action.

We look forward to seeing you in Court!

Best Wishes
The Partners of MEOW

15. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

I think...........I hurt myself.........falling out of the chair reading that one.....Mr.Cat? Can I retain your sevices for representation?

16. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Hahaha, all of you are insane!! But I am glad to see that finally cats have rightful and well-deserved representation in court. Long live the cats!!

17. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Dear "Joe",

Here's $5 to cover the Ketchup, which I finished this afternoon. You'll not be having problems with that unruly cat anymore.

The
Dog.

18. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

Dear "Joe",

Here's $5 to cover the Ketchup, which I finished this afternoon. You'll not be having problems with that unruly cat anymore.

The
Dog.

you wre not supposed to post that here!! Private!! Private!!

19. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

You can never trust a dog to keep anything private!

I'm not dead yet!

The Cat

20. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

She lives!!..... oh... good

<insert Ninja face>