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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

I'M A CAT!!!!!!! Ninja face does not scare cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, I'm a familiar at that so watch your step. The lawyers at MEOW are watching!

The Cat

22. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

/me sneaks toward the open window...

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mutton, Egret, Otter & Wallaby
Attorneys at Law
123 Pussyfoot Lane
Beaverton, Ontario M5T 7V9

Re: The Cat

Dear Dog,

It has been brought to our attention that you have been conspiring with Mr. "Joe" regarding an assassination attempt on our client, The Cat. This is not acceptable behavior. Bad Dog!

You will be receiving the subpoena requiring your appearance in court shortly. We have no choice but to consider you a hostile witness. (Be afraid - very afraid!)

We will be in touch.

Have a Nice Day!

The Partners of MEOW

24. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Ferret, Aardvark, Weasel & Newt
Legal Representatives
101112 Forest Avenue
Pinewood, Ontario P2M 6H4

Re: Miss Rayme Cupcake

Dear Mr. "Joe",

In accordance with the laws governing Human - Animal Interactions, we are required to notify you of the following judgment. On the recommendations of Mutton, Egret, Otter & Wallaby, one Rayme Cupcake has retained our legal services. A complaint has been lodged against you, by Miss Cupcake, and it is of a most egregious nature - that of unsolicited attention with the intent of petting. Additional charges of stalking may be added forthwith.

With the current case brought against you by The Cat, the offices of MEOW are not at liberty to also defend Miss Cupcake. Given the nature and severity of her complaint, the partners at FAWN believe she has due reason for concern and we will be defending her integrity to the best of our abilities.

Mr. "Joe", we understand the appeal of Rayme Cupcake - the big brown eyes, golden haircoat, dainty hooves and delicate build (a mere ninety pounds), but "The Laws Governing Human - Animal Interactions" are quite clear. The statutes regarding "Un-natural Thoughts", "Petting Protocol" and "Following Woodland Creatures" must be adhered to in the most stringent of ways. Due to your reckless disregard for these statutes, we have no other recourse and must bring this case to the attention of the Court.

We were hoping that the incident involving The Cat was simply a one-time case of "ignorance of the law" and would be handled quietly out of court. But, with this new complaint put forth by Miss Cupcake, we, and the partners at MEOW, agree that you continually display a pattern of blatant disregard for the wellbeing of our furry four-legged friends.

We will be in touch.

Have a Nice Day!

The Partners of FAWN

25. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y
  • *burp**

- The dog

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

You weren't suppose to eat the process server!! BAD DOG!!

27. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Process servers go well with cat. Yum!

- The Dog

28. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

I'm still alive!!
Being a familiar, I can change my shape at will - you will never find me! Maybe I'm a cat, or a goat, or a pig, or even a DOG!

Process servers are best served with mustard.

The Cat

29. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

There's noting sadder than a dead cat in denial.

- The (pleasantly full) Dog

30. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

a live one in withdrawal