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41. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Did somebody say "mint jelly"?

42. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Where is that lawyer when I need him/her/it?

43. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 11y

Typical exploitation. Changing the story just to get the sympathy vote.

People know the REAL story (i.e. the Cat), and we will not rest until justice has prevailed and the good name and reputation of the Cat has been cleared.

44. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting Cupcake

Quoting Brendan

If transformation will mean ever lasting happyness with my beloved then so be it! Take me away!

OH MY GOD!!!!! That's ....that's......MY baby!!! Stay away you beast!

RAAAAYYMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here I come baby!!!!!

45. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mutton, Egret, Otter & Wallaby
Attorneys at Law
123 Pussyfoot Lane
Beaverton, Ontario M5T 7V9

Re: The Cat

Dear Mr. "Joe",

We have recently been informed of your latest reply on an internet forum, named "Off Topic", which is located on the www.travellerspoint.com website. We are unclear as to why you are posting slanderous remarks concerning our client on a travel-related website, but that is neither here nor there at this time. What is of importance is your serious disregard for the "Speak No Evil" Statute of "The Laws Governing Human - Animal Interaction". My God man - have you no shame?

In our previous communication with you, we stated there would be no second warning. Since a court date has not been issued as of this moment, we felt it our duty to try and appeal to your (obvious lack of) common sense. Our client, The Cat, (who incidentally still has seven lives left) has graciously offered to settle out of court IF (and only if) you are willing to make restitution in the amount of $1,000,000,000 in United States currency. No "Loonies" will be accepted.

We hope you will give this offer your thoughtful consideration. Please contact us at the above address so the details of the monetary transfer can be solidified.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Have A Nice Day!
The Partners of MEOW

46. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Ferret, Aardvark, Weasel & Newt
Legal Representatives
101112 Forest Avenue
Pinewood, Ontario P2M 6H4

Re: Miss Rayme Cupcake

Dear Mr. "Joe",

It has come to our attention that you have been conducting yourself very badly. We are aware of the salacious remarks you have posted regarding our client, and have viewed the photograph of Miss Cupcake which you linked to a travel-related website without her permission.

Mr. "Joe", we cannot have this type of behavior. Miss Cupcake is already suffering emotional trauma from your unsolicited advances. She is now undergoing psychoanalysis for the additional trauma incurred from finding her own picture plastered all over the internet. My God man - have you no shame?

You will be hearing from us as soon as a court date has been set. Until that time, we suggest you consider your grave situation and find yourself an attorney. Soon. Sooner than later. Like, now.

Warm Wishes!
The Partners of FAWN

47. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

N.F.N. Moreau, M.D.
Lost Souls Island
South Pacific

Dear Joe,

My assistant arrived at your home yesterday, only to find you were sitting in an e-commerce class at one of the local colleges. This will not do, Joe. As you are aware, time is of the essence in this matter. If you are to be untied with your "beloved", we must work quickly. Do you rally want her falling in love with someone else?

Being the genius that I am, let me pose this question to you. How useful will that education be in the wilderness? Do you think Miss Rayme will really care if you can build the perfect e-commerce business? No, I thought not. She will appreciate your skills at foraging and rutting. All righty then...

My assistant will pick you up this afternoon. BE THERE!

We await your arrival, again.

Sincerely,

Dr. Moreau

48. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

My keyboard has shorted out from the Cherry Coke I just spewed all over it. I also need more newspapers!

49. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting Cupcake

My keyboard has shorted out from the Cherry Coke I just spewed all over it. I also need more newspapers!

DISASTER!!!!!

50. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Ferret, Aardvark, Weasel & Newt
Legal Representatives
101112 Forest Avenue
Pinewood, Ontario P2M 6H4

Re: Miss Rayme Cupcake

Dear Ms. "Tway",

Whoever you are, we are writing to inform you that a ban on the sale of all mint jellies has recently been put into place worldwide. (Insert maniacal laughter here - HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!)

Good Day!!
The Partners of FAWN