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101. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

psssssst it has been a day....where is the next chapter??? ;)

102. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

(you asked for it...)

“Ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety-four, ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety-three……………….”

“No time to waste, Evil Brother Sam…it’s back to the lair for us before the volcano blows. Have Evil Dr. Greg and Mad Moderator Hien open the Super Secret stainless steel bullet-proof, explosion-proof, fire-proof, radiation-proof, sheep-proof door next to the waterfall.”

“Masters, Masters…” the radio crackles…..” Evil Dr. Greg and I have anticipated your need to get through the Super Secret stainless steel, bullet-proof, explosion-proof, fire-proof, radiation-proof, sheep-proof door. Over. It is now unlocked and awaiting your arrival. Over.”

“Dammit, I hate it when he does that. Why can’t he just wait for me to tell him what to do?”, grumbles Evil Brother Sam. “Alright Mad Moderator Hien, we’re almost there. Where are we in the countdown?”

“Ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety-two……”

Just at that sudden and completely expected moment, the Evil Brothers race through the aforementioned really strong door, and Pete flings it closed with his massive strength as he passes the threshold. Ouch. Pete gets his finger caught between the 800 pound (64, 982 kg) door and the equally massive door jamb. As searing pain agonizingly travels the nerve pathways between Pete’s little finger and his brain, a faraway scream pierces the cavernous, yet tastefully decorated confines of the Secret Lair. Mad Moderator Hien and Evil Dr. Greg furrow their brows and, with somewhat perplexed expressions, simply stare at their entrapped Master. The Vixen, having been able to chew several small holes through the burlap sack, fights to clear the mushroom induced fog from her head. And, she’s also staring at Pete, though he appears to be changing colors every few seconds.

“HOLY CRAP, THAT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!” exclaims Pete Evil, “Little Brother, are you OK? Sam? SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……………………..” At that sudden and not really expected moment, Pete notices that not only does have searing pain traveling from his little finger to his brain, he has a little finger that is lacking…. a certain something. As a lifetime of memories flood through his mind at warp speed, an intense flash of agonizing reality hits Pete like a ton (497,261 kg) of day-old rice pudding……………………………………HIS BROTHER IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Well, not really gone. The previously mentioned scream, the one that was piercing the enormous, yet tastefully decorated confines of the Secret Lair, remember? Right, the scream, now tapering off to a dull whimpering sound, slowly changes over to a knocking sound. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK…..is heard on the really Super door.
“Hello, who is it?” mumbles Evil Dr. Greg.

[ Edit: shortened noooooo ]

103. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Isa broke TP...I had nothing to do with it...I SWEAR!!

104. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

MR Isa broke TP!!! I have posted the "situation" in System Talk for Pete to explain. It happened once before with something Gelli posted. I don't know what happened - but it's MR Isa's installment!!! I'm innocent!!! He's now being punished with more mowing duty.

105. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Offers to help poor Mr Isa with the mowing

106. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mr I says thanks. Mrs I wants to know what foodstuff this help will cost.... Mince? Fruit pie? Chocolate? M&Ms? Jolie pie?

107. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Its free of charge but a beer would be great ;)

108. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Not exactly a problem there. 50,000 cases are a mere 20 minutes away!

109. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Quoting isadora

MR Isa broke TP!!! ...He's now being punished with more mowing duty.

Does he also do bathrooms...? Cause mine's in dire need of a scrub down - hoo boy...

110. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Only if your bathroom is outside - possibly an outhouse. He might be pursuaded to do the bathroom since it takes less time than the mowing.

THANKS PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Appreciate the editing greatly! Won't let that happen again - now that we know what did it!!! (The Isas hand Pete chocolates as an apology and thank you gift.)

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