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11. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

are you lot going to kill me off eventually? i need to know

Guess you'll just have to wait and see...

As she begins to sort through the numerous knife attachments, Eve notices several shiny items washing up to shore with each wave. Curiosity overrides her hunger for a few moments - she dashes to the water's edge... With shear joy in her voice, she exclaims, "PHIL! WE HAVE SPORKS!" She gathers up a handful of those wonderful little spoon-fork utensils and promptly trips over the lemon curry, spilling their only source of nurishment onto the sandy beach. A loud, "Fecking %^$$#^&%&" is heard throughout the jungle island. Parrots and macaws lift in fearful flight at the sound. Several of them lose control of their bodily functions as they pass over Eve and Phil, who just happen to look up on queue. Another boistrous round of, "Fecking &^^&%^&" rings through the trees. As Eve stumbles to her feet, leaving Phil to lie on the sand covered in avian "longdrops", she realizes her handfull of sporks are completely destroyed. And, the lemon curry - that lucious lemon curry - has disappeared into the depths of the sandy shore...

12. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

God dammit!

13. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

... suddenly, The Edge appears out of nowhere, holding a delicious chocolate cake and a botle of wine. But before he can get a word out of his mouth, Eve side-swipes him with her lone high-heel Kenneth Cole, screaming "Dammit! Why is it that every Irish person alive runs into the Edge!!?", sending him pouting back into the ocean depths...

14. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

The Edge...hahahaha!!!

15. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

...hey, wait a minute...who do we see running on the distance...is that...is that...Cupcake??? Yes, it is!!! Somehow she had landed in the other side of the island but she only had to smell and hear the word chocolate and instinctively she was on her way to tackle anyone in site to get to those delicious brown pieces of pure sugar...

16. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

As it turned out our fearless protagonist was suffering from more than the pains of hunger. There was no cake. There was no Lemon Currey. There was no one. Only the steady ocean winds across the plam leaves were going to keep Eve company this night.

Late into the next morning Eve awoke to an curious scrathing and pawing sound not far from where she lay. Eve, being the vivacious type, grabbed a handful of confetti from the small pocket sewn into the leg of her pant. One never knows if a need for confetti will arise, that and she really had no idea what she was doing.

As she approached the nearby ridge the sounds become ever more clear, but still not quite able to place the sounds she slowly advanced through the thick brush.

She came upon a small clearing just on the other side. To this day the mystery is as firm as any, and shall always be, how in the name of all things holy and sacred did a single llama get to be on this deserted island in the middle of the pacific wich Eve was a geust.

17. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Quoting areinstein

The Edge...hahahaha!!!

ROFL!!!

18. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

sorry, i sholud have quoted you there Tway! LOL

this is hilarious! youve all managed to cheer me right up.

19. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting Brendan

She came upon a small clearing just on the other side. To this day the mystery is as firm as any, and shall always be, how in the name of all things holy and sacred did a single llama get to be on this deserted island in the middle of the pacific wich Eve was a geust.

...as a footnate to this novel, the llamas came about to this deserted pacific island back in the 1500's when the Inka Empire ruled in South America prior to the Spanish conquering the land and stealing away the gold. They were so capable that the Inkas were able to transport the llamas to the islands by constructing and utlizing strong woodships that not only were able to transport llamas but also vicuñas and alpacas (the llamas' cousins).

As it appears, the single llama that is keeping Eve company in this remote island is the one and sole survivor of the almost extinct species. This llama wont be here long as there are no means of reproduction left for him...so kiss the llama while you can!!

20. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

...meanwhile in another part of the world, Cupcake hasnt been able to sleep well. She remember a strange dream she had about some people in an island, Eve, chocolates...it was all very confusing but she couldnt dismiss it. She senses something is wrong.

She calls Isa...she was spending the day with Mr. Isa on the lake sipping away at her 15th glass of martini and him, at his 20th mug of beer. Isa reassured Cupcake that everything was fine...she said, "drink a martini and you will feel much better...".

Cupcake knew someone was in trouble but she couldnt figure it out what it was...she decided to call Nikki...

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