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171. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Hien


Time for a new installment... perhaps with some new characters?

Ooooohhhh, a challenge...

172. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Meanwhile, and completely unexpectedly………….

As the Royal Canuckistani Submarine Sinky Boat Thingy steams at full speed back toward Mount Isa, Captain Cupcake and Commander F are entwined in a near-death-defying battle over the last piece of chocolate. The crew has gathered around. Money is feverishly changing hands as the seasoned sinky boat veterans race to place their bets on the outcome. CC and F have each other in nearly lethal headlocks, straining against each other to reach that final elusive bit of manna. Their fingers move ever closer to the sweet morsel, when suddenly…………….a hideous screeching sound fills the RCS SBT, like giant nails on an even more giant chalkboard. The ship grinds sickeningly to a halt. The crew shudders in agony, falling over each other like helpless rag dolls. Cappy CC, taking advantage of the incapacitation of her foe, leaps onto the tiny confection mouthfirst, biting off a bit of carpeting as she claims her prize.

“Captain!!! Captain!!!!” bellows Weapons Officer Daveh, “You’ve got to get up to the bridge NOW. You won’t believe what you see…..”

Cappy CC rushes to her feet, but before she can get out of the door to the stately Officers Dining hall, Commander F grabs hold of her feet, tripping her into the wall.
“HA, Who’s your Commander now, sucker, HA”

Leaving a slight chocolate stain down the wall, CCC allows her Commander to lead the way to the Bridge.

“Holy Mother of Dog!!! What is that wrapped around the propellers?” queries the Captain, licking little bits of chocolate, carpet, and wall off her lips.

“It looks like fleece”, chimes in the Commander.

“Aye, fleece it would be”, adds WO Daveh, “and it’s got us inna death grip. There’ll be no escapin’ this trap, that’d be for sure. Aaarrghh.”

“How on earth would we run into this much wool, underwater, in the middle of the ocean, without seeing it on Radar”, asks the Captain. “Oh Radar Officer BRENDA(N), WOULD YOU COME HERE FOR A MINUTE PPPLLLLEEEEEAAASSSEE!!!”

173. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

He he, at least I got out of it with Lips intact

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