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1. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

It has been said that the rift between Paris Hilton and Nicole "Menelaus" Ritchie was started when Paris, enamored with Nicole's new chihuahua Heleny-poo, dognapped the puppy and returned to the Beverly Hills Hilton to the Troy Suite.

Will Ritchie's father, Lionel "Agamemnon" Ritchie launch his best warrior, celebrity lawyer Achilles Cochran to retrieve the dog?

2. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Quoting GregW

It has been said that the rift between Paris Hilton and Nicole "Menelaus" Ritchie was started when Paris, enamored with Nicole's new chihuahua Heleny-poo, dognapped the puppy and returned to the Beverly Hills Hilton to the Troy Suite.

Will Ritchie's father, Lionel "Agamemnon" Ritchie launch his best warrior, celebrity lawyer Achilles Cochran to retrieve the dog?

Celebrity lawyer Achilles Cochran passed away a couple of weeks ago...

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Maybe they wore the same shoes to the same party and things went downhill from there.

4. Posted by mtlgal (Full Member 1179 posts) 11y

Who cares?

5. Posted by maridod (Full Member 114 posts) 11y

Who CARES????? Lame putting this topic on a travel website!!!!

6. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Quoting GregW

It has been said that the rift between Paris Hilton and Nicole "Menelaus" Ritchie was started when Paris, enamored with Nicole's new chihuahua Heleny-poo, dognapped the puppy and returned to the Beverly Hills Hilton to the Troy Suite.

Will Ritchie's father, Lionel "Agamemnon" Ritchie launch his best warrior, celebrity lawyer Achilles Cochran to retrieve the dog?

I have NO IDEA what you just said there.

7. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Heheheh, they just said on the news...that it was a private party that Nicole had for Paris to watch the new season of their show...many mututal friends etc...Nicole that it would be funny to play Paris's OTHER movie "A night IN Paris"....sounds like Paris didn't think it was funny! (I on the other hand find it VERY funny;))

8. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 11y

Quoting maridod

Who CARES????? Lame putting this topic on a travel website!!!!

Now now, it is the off topic forum .... I personally have no idea what this thread is about, but then again, I am usually lost in the off topic forum! The stuff some people come up with to start a thread about is hilarious!!!

9. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

Who CARES????? Lame putting this topic on a travel website!!!!

It's a parody, man. Read the Iliad. Or at least google "Helen of Troy." Then it'll all make sense.

And nothing I post is every lame. I wouldn't be a "TRAVEL GURU" if I was posting lame stuff. At least, that's my understanding of the rating system.

10. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

haha nice retort greg