- doggie Quotes*
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. ----- Harry Falk
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. ----- Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. ----- Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -----
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
----- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ----- Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
----- M. Acklam
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down. ----- Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes lik! e never washed a dog. -----
Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ----- James Thurber
If your dog is fat you aren't getting enough exercise. ----- Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's $21.00 in dog money. ----- Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ----- Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea. ----- Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a Great Dane. ----- Tom Cash
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ----- Mark Twain
You can say any fooli! sh thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" ----- Dave
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ----- Roger
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them. ----- Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.