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11. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

not a huge number of replies.
I wonder how the population of the world keeps getting bigger?

12. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

A cucumber won't keep farting under the duvet then laugh when you get annoyed....

13. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

The world will keep scrumping and populating because this is all tongue and cheek. ;) We are just kidding, :) a real live human being that you can share your life and yourself with beats a piece of produce anyday! :)

14. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

Quoting Cupcake

The world will keep scrumping and populating because this is all tongue and cheek. ;) We are just kidding, :) a real live human being that you can share your life and yourself with beats a piece of produce anyday! :)

Would never have guessed ;)
But you still can't list why......

15. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 10y

Quoting Jase007

Revival of the battle of the sexes !!

Bet no one out there could do a list as to why
1 - women are better than beer
or
2 - men are better than the cold cucumber

men are better then the cold cucumber because...

1. when you're sick they can bring you hot food
2. they answer you back (sometimes) when you have questions
3. they can laugh at jokes
4. when they get a cut they don't shrivel up and rot away
5. they give good hugs, kisses, etc...
6. when they smile the world doesn't seem so bad
7. they'll offer to go to the bar even if they know you'd be served quicker
8. they have brains, yet can still be silly

16. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 10y

Quoting raven

...
8. they have brains, yet can still be silly

Somehow, I get a sense of deja-vu when I read this. Hmm...

17. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves

haha i laughed at that one. But really, playin music and tryin to find yourself kiks ass!

A cucumber or a beer will never love you for who you are, help you to learn more about yourself or the rest of the world, or share time, experiences, and feelings with you.
and you'll never remember a cucumber or beer, good or bad, it will never be a part of you.

lala lalaalala sappy sappy oh so happy ok i heart you all peace out homeboys!
Evan

18. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

some consolation, at least we get credited with some

19. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Yeah, and men can kill spiders...Oh...So can a cucumber...

But...Reaching stuff off shelves...Actually you can use a cucumber for that too...

But cucumbers can't open jars!

20. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 10y

Not that I condone killing spiders. Its really bad luck to kill a spider.