Revival of the battle of the sexes !!
Bet no one out there could do a list as to why
1 - women are better than beer
2 - men are better than the cold cucumber
men are better then the cold cucumber because...
1. when you're sick they can bring you hot food
2. they answer you back (sometimes) when you have questions
3. they can laugh at jokes
4. when they get a cut they don't shrivel up and rot away
5. they give good hugs, kisses, etc...
6. when they smile the world doesn't seem so bad
7. they'll offer to go to the bar even if they know you'd be served quicker
8. they have brains, yet can still be silly
They can also take the garbage out. Ever seen a cucumber do that?