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21. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

Quoting raven

Quoting Jase007

Revival of the battle of the sexes !!

Bet no one out there could do a list as to why
1 - women are better than beer
or
2 - men are better than the cold cucumber

men are better then the cold cucumber because...

1. when you're sick they can bring you hot food
2. they answer you back (sometimes) when you have questions
3. they can laugh at jokes
4. when they get a cut they don't shrivel up and rot away
5. they give good hugs, kisses, etc...
6. when they smile the world doesn't seem so bad
7. they'll offer to go to the bar even if they know you'd be served quicker
8. they have brains, yet can still be silly

They can also take the garbage out. Ever seen a cucumber do that?

22. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 10y

If you get bored of the cumber though you can put it in salad - l dont think you can do that with a man?!?

23. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 10y

Quoting Purdy

If you get bored of the cumber though you can put it in salad - l dont think you can do that with a man?!?

I think we (men) enjoy it very much if ladies could put us in this way...

24. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 10y

women are better than men?
Well i'd say they are because they are fantastc, and a woman looks a hell of a lot better on the back of you bike or in your bed than a beer ever will !!!!!!;)

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