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21. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

You sure you not feckin' Irish?

22. Posted by MassageCA (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

Moi?

23. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Feckin Canadian, I'd say!

24. Posted by MASSAGEU2 (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

fecking?

I know what is good for business.

If I add my website, somehow the internet gods will direct all massage seekers to me!

25. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Can I book an appointment with any of the Massages on here??? Please? I sneezed yesterday and pulled an intercostal muscle - it needs some therapy!

26. Posted by MassageCA (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

Bilmey! So did I. That'll teach me to run after rabid sheep.

27. Posted by MassageUS (Budding Member 4 posts) 11y

The last we saw of Dolly, she was piddling in her Kenneth Coles, hoping the "fight or flight" instict would kick in soon. Ned had Dolly in his sights as he was ready to fire his shotgun from the back of a moving truck. (Stupid Ned...)

Harley, the driver of the truck, was too busy watching Ned through the rearview mirror and did not see the very large pothole in the middle of the street. The left front tire drops into the hole, the bumper (which was attached with baling twine and duct tape) crunches against the asphalt, Ned is thrown from the bed of the trcuk and promptly lands directly in front of Jessica Rabbit.

"My, you are one big hunk of man. What do the girls back home call you?"

"Oh, ma'am, they call me Ned, but you can call me anythin' you like"

"Well Ned, may i ask why you are pointing that little ol' shotgun at my dear friend Dolly the sheep?"

"Ah shucks ma'am, I don't rightfully know why. Harley just told me to aim for the sheep and shoot. You're gonna need to talk with him."

"Why thank you Ned." As Jessica Rabbit turns to inquire about Harley's motives, the ground begins to shake. A loud rumble can be heard coming from the pothole, and in the blink of an eye - the truck, with Harley still inside, tumbles out of sight....

28. Posted by MASSAGEU2 (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

If I only had a brain...
(or at least a clue)

29. Posted by MassageCA (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

I was going to bleedin' agree with you, but a-feckin-parently I'm setting myself up to be spammed.

30. Posted by MASSAGEU2 (Budding Member 8 posts) 11y

Quoting MassageCA

I was going to bleedin' agree with you, but a-feckin-parently I'm setting myself up to be spammed.

?? Lets think this through, shall we? Now WHO praytell would have spammed that post?? My brill deductive reasoning points me in only ONE direction! I'll give you 5 guesses, the first 4 don't count.

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