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1. Posted by MartinH (Full Member 67 posts) 11y

Thats my local barber, cuts my hair for £7 the way I like it...

What ever will I do abroad?

Will Jonny the thai/aussie/chilean barber appreciate a good chinwag about the finer points of Chelsea FC's clime to premiership glory like his english counterpart?
Do they have scissors on the other side of the world yet?
How will Jonny cope with his lost income?
My hair goes blonde in the sun, how will this affect my colour coordination?

I lay asleep pondering such worries...!

alright its a bit tongue in cheek but I bet its been pondered by others :)

2. Posted by Travel100 (Travel Guru 1556 posts) 11y

Quoting MartinH

Thats my local barber, cuts my hair for £7 the way I like it...

What ever will I do abroad?

Will Jonny the thai/aussie/chilean barber appreciate a good chinwag about the finer points of Chelsea FC's clime to premiership glory like his english counterpart?
Do they have scissors on the other side of the world yet?
How will Jonny cope with his lost income?
My hair goes blonde in the sun, how will this affect my colour coordination?

I lay asleep pondering such worries...!

alright its a bit tongue in cheek but I bet its been pondered by others :)

You really do need a "vacation"

3. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Get Jonny to cut your hair with No.1 blades (or shave your head completely) before you leave home then you wont need to get another haircut until you return home again

4. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Low maintanence...I like it! ;)

Except I am a bald chick for the time being, and it is ugly as hell on a woman!

5. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

I reckon you'll find jonny the barber for about £1.50 in some of these places.
Who will be able to talk to you about the finer points of Manchester united (and may even quote only fools and horses).
They may have scissors, but don't be alarmed if you see jonny approaching with a) a razor, b)a lawn mower or c) a small reptile.
Being blond will not affect your colour coordination only your ability to make quick witted and intelligent remarks (don't let this alarm you either, I have been blond for twenty one years, people make allowances for it ;) )

6. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

dare i say im taking my own clippers and keeping mine how i like it grade 0 all over.i can use them in the shower to and they are cordless and alot smaller and lighter than the usual mains powered ones.