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1. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

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You have two choices in life: You can stay
single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

2. Posted by MattXIII (Full Member 272 posts) 11y

No, women are just complicated and men are simple.
Women like to question and argue things, men don't.

All we want is alcohol, sex and adventure what's so wrong in that

3. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Quoting MattXIII

No, women are just complicated and men are simple.
Women like to question and argue things, men don't.

All we want is alcohol, sex and adventure what's so wrong in that

I don't know about men not wanting to argue, MattXIII

The "male" side of the brain is logical. I find if I go any where, women are much easier to get along with. The ones I know just go along with whatever I want to do. No questions asked

4. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Must ....resist....urge....to...make....smart comments......*clamps hands over mouth*

5. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

Must ....resist....urge....to...make....smart comments......*clamps hands over mouth*

I choose my women well

6. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

Quoting samsara2

Must ....resist....urge....to...make....smart comments......*clamps hands over mouth*

I choose my women well

really ? but you just said that agree with what you say. so they have no opinion, so do you have to blow them up........ sorry i should have kept my hand over my mouth and yes i love to argue !! it means i get to make up later ;)

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

I'm feeling lightheaded. Must be all the testosterone in here.

Anyone have a match?

8. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

One really interesting thing about travel and living aborad is meeting people with different ideas and cultures. Very different to everyday western life

9. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

I'm feeling lightheaded. Must be all the testosterone in here.

Anyone have a match?

Try this thread Male-Female Brain Differences

You possibly studied this stuff at university ...

10. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Wocca

One really interesting thing about travel and living aborad is meeting people with different ideas and cultures. Very different to everyday western life

True, but even Barbie dolls get old after a while;)