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1. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

I hope none of these crop up on my annual appraisal:

Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.

• His staff would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

• I would not allow this employee to breed.

• This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite
won’t be.

• Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
a
trap.

• When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

• He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

• This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

• He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.

• This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

• This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

• He’s got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together.

• A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

• He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.

• He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.

• I would like to go hunting with him sometime.

• He’s been working with glue too much.

• He would argue with a signpost.

• He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.

• When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

• If you see two people talking, and one looks bored, he’s the other
one.

• A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

• A prime candidate for Natural de-Selection.

• Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

• Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

• Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

• If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

• If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

• If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.

• It’s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

• One neuron short of a Synapse.

• Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.

• Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

• The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead.

2. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Thanks Dave!
I needed the giggle, but you made me spew cherry coke out of my nose...
;)

3. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Thanks Dave!
I needed the giggle, but you made me spew cherry coke out of my nose...
;)

hahahahaha thats just sent me over the edge and i really have pissed my pants.
someone get me something to wipe it up with

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

You and CC are a great pair! Neither of you has bladder control. At least CC has an excuse - what's yours Bubba?

5. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Quoting isadora

You and CC are a great pair! Neither of you has bladder control. At least CC has an excuse - what's yours Bubba?

Im just weird

6. Posted by mtlgal (Full Member 1179 posts) 11y

Quoting daveh

When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

This one's my favorite.

7. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

I like " he sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them". I also like the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead!

8. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting -reece-

Quoting isadora

You and CC are a great pair! Neither of you has bladder control. At least CC has an excuse - what's yours Bubba?

Im just weird

Weirdness causes you to piddle?