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21. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Quoting isadora

Now that we've seen your "Baby" - are you taking her with you are leaving her behind??? She won't be happy if you abandon her... (I figured you for being a redhead man - not blue-haired ladies ;) )

shes being left behind and my mummy is going to look after her for me.although the bi*ch has told me she will sell her aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh over my dead body.

22. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Is someone experiencing "mummy issues"???? Maybe you should consider finding a different babysitter for her... (your bike, not mummy).

23. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Believe me isa she wont dare sell it

24. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

I forgot - you were in the RAF. Mummy is probably quiverin' in her boots.

25. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

believe me when she says jump i say how high mother
but shes knows how precious my bike is.
im a big pussy cat anyway

26. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

36??? 36????
Get your ass back out there and post after you have put in 100 for the day! (Good god man...when I was biking serious I did 100 a day) Now get your ass in gear....AND drop and give me twenty!!!!

27. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Oh, and by the way...REDHEADS ROCK.

28. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Quoting -reece-

Better make that any woman and stuff the colour or length as long as you have boobies im available

A slut by any other name is still.... Bubba - the Vodka Bounty Hunter!!!

29. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

He doesn't seem slutty to me...more like a trollop;)

30. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Im a man whore cc get that right ;) although ive been called a tart several times but slut will suffice although i havnt been near a woman for 7 months so maybe ive dried up.

As for doing 100 a day what is that kilometres CC and the only thing you are getting is 20 bags of M&M's hehehehe