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31. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Quoting isadora

It must be killin' you knowing Lance is having hot and heavy sex with Sheryl Crow. (She's one of our favs!!)

Oi mum behave
Id still rather have angelina jolie ;)
And i hope sheryl crow isnt wearing him out to much as he needs the energy for july.

Do you know last year i packed my job in just so i could watch the le tour for the 3 weeks hahaha mad or what

32. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

And thanks mum i hope so too.
Or im gonna be a grouchy ars*hole hahaha

33. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Sorry! Angelina is boinkin' Brad Pitt - but, good luck with that... She might throw him over for a Brit! (Though, Mr. Isa just said she'd pick him first.) I see thumb-wrestling in the future - or maybe rock, paper, scissors. Be careful - Mr. I is a champ at both.

It'll all work out just fine. As salsachick said - these things have a way of working themselves out (or testing your patience). Zen... Ommmmm... Any mantra will work - including swearing and wankin'. Mr. I highly recommends Tomb Raider for the latter. (Yeah, we know how long it's been.)

34. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Oh My God well you certainly just cheered me up Isa i think ive just wet myself again.
Tell Mr Isa he can have angelina monday wednesday friday and i will have her tuesday thursday saturday and she can have sundays off.
Mmm tomb raider good choice but the pictures on the net are even better ;)

35. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mr Isa says okay. Mrs Isa says YOU SLUT! (Oh, and no feckin' way! He's mine - Angelina will just have to do without!)

36. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

Whos a slut me,angelina or Mr Isa and surely you would share angelina with Mr Isa?

37. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 11y

NOW IM HAPPY.
i doing what i love SHOPPING.
well buying songs to put on the ipod which is good enough mwahahahaha

38. Posted by MattXIII (Full Member 272 posts) 11y

991 bottles hanging on the wall
991 bottles hanging on the wall
and if 1 green bottle should accidently fall
they'll be 990 green bottles hanging on the wall!

Altogether now!

39. Posted by salsachick (Inactive 77 posts) 11y

990 green bottles hanging on the wall
990 green bottles hanging on the wall,
and if one green bottle should accidently fall,there'll be 989 green bottles hanging on the wall!!

Wow is this only as far as we all got.....when did you start this topic reece??? we should at least be on 367 green bottles by now!!!

40. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

989 bottles of beer on the wall
989 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around

oh hell, just drink a six-pack...

983 bottles of beer on the wall
983 bottles of beer
push one off, drink down two
980 bottles of beer on the wall