This is to clear things up for Reece....
So he can better understand Red-heads.
Marrying a red-head
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
Sleeping with red-heads
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde.
First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has.
They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.
First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead.
First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"
Assorted Red-Head jokes...
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
So now you know