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1. Posted by mahmud (Full Member, 247 posts) 7 Jun '05 10:00

Policeman's Wife : The man threw a stone to you and did not tel him anything?

Policeman : How could I do darling? Because I have no duty then!

2. Posted by abcdf (Full Member, 557 posts) 7 Jun '05 15:31

i dont get it

3. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member, 903 posts) 7 Jun '05 15:54

Your not the only one Lovelee, is there something we're missing

4. Posted by Wocca (Inactive, 3745 posts) 7 Jun '05 17:31

Mahmud is from Dhaka. Bengali is his first language. I have rewritten his joke in the way that I understand it.



Policeman's Wife : That man threw a stone at you, but why didn't you say anything to him?

Policeman : What could I do, darling? I was not on duty at that time!

Thanks Mahmud. Your efforts are appreciated ....

5. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member, 903 posts) 7 Jun '05 18:02

Thanks Wocca and Mahmud... sorry, must be a blonde day

6. Posted by mahmud (Full Member, 247 posts) 7 Jun '05 20:18

Thanks you verymuch Wocca. We are being closer day by day!

7. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member, 1361 posts) 12 Jun '05 18:38

Mahmud, Wocca is helpful...see...the power of TP members!

Lee

8. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru, 8868 posts) 9 May '06 00:21

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough, since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

9. Posted by abcdf (Full Member, 557 posts) 9 May '06 15:53

Buah hahah. That was a good one Guiness.

10. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru, 8868 posts) 9 May '06 22:44

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,

"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got my pen.

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