Okay, I know it is sometime during the morning or afternoon or evening in Oz at the moment. So, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JAMES!!!!!! (I can only say it in English, sorry!)
Mr Beerman! Your Birthday Riverdance-Type Wishes are required here... Take it away Mr. B!
Beerman, green silk shirt blowing in the morning OZ breeze, flows into the room with elegance and grace.........
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU JAMES TYPE MAN. I AM HAPPY FOR YOUR LIFE. YOU ARE HAPPY, YES? THANK YOU TO POINT ME AT TRAIN. PLEASE ENJOY THIS COMPLIMENTARY RADISH."
...and in a near blinding green flash, beerman is gone
Happy Days to you Mr. James. Watch out for near blinding green flashes. Have a pint on me (well, not really ON me, but you know, FOR me...or, rather FOR you.....)
Happy Birthday, James! Hope it's a wonderful day filled with gifts and surprises!
Hopefully James hasnt abandoned us yet again...so if you are around, HAPPY B-DAY J!!!! Have a great one today (tomorrow actually)...wishing you the BEST!
James...No..it can't be THE James???
James Bond?? AAARRGGHHH!! I'm such a fan...
Happy Birthday to yoo Happy Birthday to yoo Happy Birthday to James Happy Birthday to Yoo!!!
Hope you have a lovely day
Hey thanks guys !
"I'm at work, trying to think ,
wishing I was at the pub, having a drink "
Hmmm - there are reasons I never became a poet.
Happy b-day James! I raise a pint to you!
Happy birthday James !! Hope you've managed to have a pint or two or nine