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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Well, it's broken so I must have done it. Guess it didn't like being put in the washing machine since that's the last thing i did before trying to talk with you guys. GET THOSE MONSTERS OUT OF THERE!!! (CC has kindly PMed the Overlords.)

22. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Shame on you Isa, really!!!!

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

at least I haven't broken my keyboard yet... I'm going to blame the Right wing Centralist Staple Extractors! Yeah, that's it! The Extractors extracted the chat out of the chat room (replacing it with garden gnomes who won't answer the door).

24. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Maybe it's because somebody freed the gnomes from their enslavement!!!!

End Oppressive Gardening!!!!

25. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Ban pink-clad terriers with backpacks!!!

(The gnomes don't like them!)

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Chat is loading like it's going to work.......... Waiting on the "skin.)

27. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

FALSE ALARM!!!!!! (I'M SORRY!)

28. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Back to the original entry - my favourite position is (as mentioned by Phil) the Garden Gnome position. For those that have never had a garden gnome and never read the Karma Sutra it is really one for couples who like to be watched whilst having sex and goes something like this:

You have to have sex in your garden with the love of your life whilst being watched by lots of small, fat men, with rosy red cheeks, wearing a red bobble hat, a green waste jacket and holding a fishing rod. Now don't tell me i'm the only one that has done this!!!!

29. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Quoting daveh

Now don't tell me i'm the only one that has done this!!!!

I see we've read the same book and hang out with a similar crowd (of garden gnomes)! ;)

Have you been spitting our the windows of cheap hotels to hold off the looming apocalypse??? Invite the Aussies - they're always up for a challenge!

30. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 12y Star this if you like it!

Quoting daveh

For those that have never had a garden gnome and never read the Karma Sutra it is really one for couples who like to be watched whilst having sex and goes something like this:

You have to have sex in your garden with the love of your life whilst being watched by lots of small, fat men, with rosy red cheeks, wearing a red bobble hat, a green waste jacket and holding a fishing rod. Now don't tell me i'm the only one that has done this!!!!

Is that after the chapter on "Sex accessories up to and including small kitchen appliances and spatulas"? Doesn't matter anyway....someone has taken my gnome and he has been crossing the globe ever since...http://www.gnomealone.com/