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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

So that was your gnome!!! He did seem to have a serious chocolate addiction and kept trying to elope with the Mickey Waffler. I rather liked chapter 15 concerning sprinklers and other garden hose attachments.

32. Posted by mtlgal (Full Member 1179 posts) 11y

Quoting daveh

You have to have sex in your garden with the love of your life whilst being watched by lots of small, fat men, with rosy red cheeks, wearing a red bobble hat, a green waste jacket and holding a fishing rod. Now don't tell me i'm the only one that has done this!!!!

Er, you're the only one who has done this.

33. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Hey CC, is your gnome part of that group, maybe?

http://www.troutdream.com/gnomes/index.html

Or check this one out..

http://gnomes.textamerica.com/

Did anybody ever commit Gnome-Napping? Or travel with a gnome? Or meet a gnome on your travels?

34. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

No, but I'm suriously thinking about it!!! Can I send Ernestine (our garden goose) instead?? She has an outfit for almost every occasion... (Pic to be posted shortly...)

[ Edit: typo ]

35. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Pardus

Hey CC, is your gnome part of that group, maybe?

http://www.troutdream.com/gnomes/index.html

Or check this one out..

http://gnomes.textamerica.com/

Did anybody ever commit Gnome-Napping? Or travel with a gnome? Or meet a gnome on your travels?

I have never knowingly gnome-napped, But that does look like Fred! ;)

36. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Quoting Pardus

Did anybody ever commit Gnome-Napping? Or travel with a gnome? Or meet a gnome on your travels?

We used to have Gnome-Napping competitions.. after a fair few Friday night drinks.. 2 teams driving around the town, napping for an hour!!
My friend Bridies garage was full of them after about a month... there were articles in the paper & on the local radio about the spate of missing gnomes

We presented one to a friend of ours for her 21st only to have the neighbours turn up & pronounce it to be their Gnome

37. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 11y

Travel with gnome? Sounds like what had the french actress done on the film "Amelie"?

Lee

38. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

I don't know if it was life imitating art or the other way around...but it seems since that movie...there have been a rash of gnome sightings!

39. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

I don't have a garden gnome but will Ernestine and her travel companions do???

Ernestine goes Traveling

Ernestine Travel Companions

40. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Hooo! How'd I miss this one the first time around?

OK, my answer would be one foot behind the... wait, wait, is this topic about garden gnomes? They come to life at night, you know. To eat cabbage and garden carrots. And loosen the wheels on the wheelbarrow you store in the shed.