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41. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

LOL! Sometimes I have no idea when, where or HOW some of these threads get off track! So...back on track....the hands down (or up, whichever you prefer) best position is the SweatyMonkeyWallSex position.

42. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Where does one purchase said sweaty monkey?

I much prefer the BalanceOnPinkyFingerWhileWhippingUpABatchOfBrownies position.

43. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

Where does one purchase said sweaty monkey?

I much prefer the BalanceOnPinkyFingerWhileWhippingUpABatchOfBrownies position.

Lets just say...you know you did it right if you leave a make-up stain on the wall;)

BalanceOnPinkyFingerWhileWhippingUaABatchOfBrownies?
I bow at your greatness...

44. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Pardus

There are fewer and fewer Garden Gnomes to be seen? Is this decline due to the increasing number of terriers wearing pink backpacks while running around in circle shouting "Burn the Witch" and wiping their foreheads on Rubber Plants? Or is it because of the increased presence of Right Wing Centralist Staple Extractors that issue smells of boiled cabbage?

And if you thought this was about sex and this is the only reason you're still reading, Shame on you!!!!! Naughty, naughty....

The thread is about GARDEN GNOMES and LOOMING APOCALYPSES...

Quoting Cupcake

Sometimes I have no idea when, where or HOW some of these threads get off track! So...back on track....the hands down (or up, whichever you prefer) best position is the SweatyMonkeyWallSex position.

But, now that you have taken it off topic - I like both yours and Tina's positions. Though, the standing on your head with pink fuzzy slippers on you hands and singing the theme to Hawaii Five-O isn't too bad either.

45. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

The thread is about GARDEN GNOMES and LOOMING APOCALYPSES...

But...but...but!! The title is "Favourite Sexual Positions"!?!?!?!
;)

46. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

But...but...but!! The title is "Favourite Sexual Positions"!?!?!?!
;)

Quoting Pardus

And if you thought this was about sex and this is the only reason you're still reading, Shame on you!!!!! Naughty, naughty....

CC's being naughty!!!!!!!!

47. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

But...but...but!! The title is "Favourite Sexual Positions"!?!?!?!
;)

"Favourite Sexual Positions with Garden Gnomes"?

48. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting daveh

Back to the original entry - my favourite position is (as mentioned by Phil) the Garden Gnome position. For those that have never had a garden gnome and never read the Karma Sutra it is really one for couples who like to be watched whilst having sex and goes something like this:

You have to have sex in your garden with the love of your life whilst being watched by lots of small, fat men, with rosy red cheeks, wearing a red bobble hat, a green waste jacket and holding a fishing rod. Now don't tell me i'm the only one that has done this!!!!

Yup - Garden Gnome Sexual Positions and how to use them to avoid the looming apocalypse.

49. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Quoting Cupcake

Sometimes I have no idea when, where or HOW some of these threads get off track! So...back on track....the hands down (or up, whichever you prefer) best position is the SweatyMonkeyWallSex position.

Quoting Isadora

But, now that you have taken it off topic - I like both yours and Tina's positions. Though, the standing on your head with pink fuzzy slippers on you hands and singing the theme to Hawaii Five-O isn't too bad either.

Honey!!!!! Shhhhhhhh........don't give it away

[ Edit: fixed quote ]

50. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

OH NO!!! Now the theme from Hawaii 5-0 is playing in my head!!!
<perk> Did someone say fuzzy pink slippers?...Isa...we need to talk;)