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71. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

At least you guys have moved on from the AGE thing!!!!!!!!! (Did any of you ever consider how that made me feel??? No! Just I feel old, old, old... Well, JOIN THE CLUB KIDS!!! ) Okay - maybe i should have posted this in the "rant" thread... ;) (I hope you all realize I'm joking - if not - I'M JOKING!!!) I don't feel a day over 5 or maybe 6!

ps: I have some to spare for the As and Bs out there! But, I really want to hear more about the flamingo position!!!

72. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

ps: I have some to spare for the As and Bs out there! But, I really want to hear more about the flamingo position!!!

I think that's when you can bed your knees backwards.

73. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Well, I hear it is a variation of the pink fuzzy slipper...;) And a Micky waffle iron...

74. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

I'm in a very silly mood tonight

The Flamingo is a little risque and requires superb balancing skills and nerves of steel (not recommended for ppl who suffer from vertigo). It involves standing on one leg at a height.....that's all I'm going to say.

Now, despite its name "The Ironing Board" is a highly unorthodox maneouvre and requires a certain...um...agility on the part of the male, as the female is likely to collapse unexpectedly at any time.....

75. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

So Ironing board is like the 'Sit and spin?" and I totally get the PF, but if you have to be approx. the same height, right?

76. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

LOL... I was searching for something & this came up, and it made me laugh all over again

Did Pardus ever fix the Hexameter & slow down the Apocolypse.. or has he flown off on a remote controlled Mongoose and left us all doomed - we haven't heard from him in awhile

77. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting FionaNZ

LOL... I was searching for something & this came up, and it made me laugh all over again

Did Pardus ever fix the Hexameter & slow down the Apocolypse.. or has he flown off on a remote controlled Mongoose and left us all doomed - we haven't heard from him in awhile

I think the Apocolypse has been on hold while he rode the remote-controlled mongoose to Switzerland for a week's visit. He needed to replenish that 2-ton block of chocolate. Word has it that he had finally resorted to gnawing his way loose, but is still dragging the chain around with him.

Upon his return, he will begin the packing ritual (which will take awhile figuring out how to pack 40 pounds of chocolate and a pair of shoes and not exceed the airline weight restrictions). Then, it's recharging the batteries so the mongoose can make it's way to Operation Isa. Boy,, he's going to be busy!!

78. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 11y

So uh... what's the topic again?

(result of being too lazy to go through all 8 pages of posts!)

79. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting summer910

So uh... what's the topic again?

(result of being too lazy to go through all 8 pages of posts!)

You have too! I learned many, many things reading this thread...;)

80. Posted by tallbird (Respected Member 269 posts) 11y

SEX? I can't believe I've missed a thread with a title like "Favourite Sexual Positions!"! When the thread started I had just joined the community, so was obviously faaarrr to shy to reply on the thread!

But thinking about it: Are there any female garden gnomes? Cause otherwise all garden gnomes are gay!