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81. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

There are female gnomes..they just have a little less facial hair ;)

82. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

There are female gnomes..they just have a little less facial hair ;)

But not by much!!! ;)

83. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Ahhhh....yes, your right...it is the armpit hair that is different...I believe the females braid theirs.....

84. Posted by tallbird (Respected Member 269 posts) 11y

Ahhhh....yes, your right...it is the armpit hair that is different...I believe the females braid theirs.....

Tricky to tell which ones are male and which ones are female then when they all have clothes on! Bet there is a lot of sexual confusion amongst the gnome community then.

85. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Best. Thread. Evar!

86. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Where does a sexual-identity confused gnome go to find solace? And do they have issues about... size??

87. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

Where does a sexual-identity confused gnome go to find solace? And do they have issues about... size??

Damn you woman! I fell off the couch reading that!!!

88. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Ahhhh....yes, your right...it is the armpit hair that is different...I believe the females braid theirs.....

Actually, female Minnesota Vikings fans braid their armpit hair. So, I'm told... Oh wait, no that can't be right - I'm a Vikings fan and I don't braid.

I think female gnomes braid their sideburns...

89. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

Where does a sexual-identity confused gnome go to find solace? And do they have issues about... size??

Along with my baby garden gnome (that I got for my birthday), there is a booklet describing the different gnomes and other information. I will go and see what it says. Might be helpful...

90. Posted by tallbird (Respected Member 269 posts) 11y

Did you know that a gay gnome is called a Gnomosexual!

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