Regardless of your age, you can appreciate this, I think.
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for
their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the
student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young, so we
invented them. What are you doing for the next generation?"
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation
3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message," Genesis
3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for I was naked."
hehehe great way to start a monday !!