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1. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

proposition your ex-boyfriend!!!

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

That's definitely on the list, mim!!!

But, propositioning your dog could be worse...


  1. 2 - propositioning the policeman who has pulled you over for driving while pissed.

3. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

LOL! You just made me spew Cherry Coke on my screen Mim!
:)

4. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

That's definitely on the list, mim!!!

But, propositioning your dog could be worse...


  1. 2 - propositioning the policeman who has pulled you over for driving while pissed.


LOL! You just made me spew Cherry Coke on my screen Mim!

Isadora

I'm glad cos it just happened!!!

whoops!

5. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

You guys are going to shoot me...but this reminded me of these.....;)

Things Not To Say To A Cop:

I only had one officer Mr. Keg.

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me... You P*ssy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

Didn't I see you get your azz kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.

Aren't you one of the Village People?

and last but not least....
If the officer says "Your eyes are glassy, you haven't been drinking, have you?"
DO NOT SAY "Your eyes are glazed, you haven't been eating donuts have you?"
:)

6. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

post risque threads on tp

7. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting mim

post risque threads on tp

Who?? When??? How did I miss a risque thread??? ;)
(Your a peach Mim! Your friends got your back!)

8. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Quoting mim

post risque threads on tp

Who?? When??? How did I miss a risque thread??? ;)
(Your a peach Mim! Your friends got your back!)

thanks doll, and I meant this one

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

I was going to say "spin in circles like a whirling dirvish", but propositioning a poilce officer takes the cake. Although propositioning a member of your immediate family wouldn't be too wise, either.

10. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

Quoting mim

proposition your ex-boyfriend!!!

i used to do that all the time a few years back, i got into so much trouble,

and what not to do - have a phone that works, texting is so tempting !