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11. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Quoting Raven

and what not to do - have a phone that works, texting is so tempting !

Not only texting - calling Friends and filling their voicebox with screaming and animal noises, that's especially tempting...

I had a friend and his mates singing on my voicebox for ages at 2.00 pm...

12. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

i bet that was martin !! he always used to leave wierd animal noises or put on a fake accent and describe some really dodgy sites

13. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Yeah, that was him.. the song went something like "Here comes the jockey with the upstanding [edited for rude language]"

I've got a good idea where the animal noises came from... ahem.. cough... adjusting invisible tie...

14. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

i remember you and martin actually doing a demonstration in the pound...

so when you've had too many don't give your phone to phil !!

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Raven

i remember you and martin actually doing a demonstration in the pound...

so when you've had too many don't give your phone to phil !!

Thanks for the "heads-up", Nikki!!!

Mim, write that down - don't give your ph# to Phil - ever.

16. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

I was going to say "spin in circles like a whirling dirvish", but propositioning a poilce officer takes the cake.

EXCUSE ME!?!?! Cops are hot...for many many reasons...the uniform, the gun...the cuffs.....(sigh) pardon me....I need a moment....;)

17. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

ohhhh all that control, power, and yes the handcuffs ;) have to stop drooooling

18. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Raven

ohhhh all that control, power, and yes the handcuffs ;) have to stop drooooling

Oh no......now I need another moment ;)
(sighhhhhhhhh...swooonnnnnnnn)

19. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 11y

What you definitely shouldn't do is when you're pissed, is trying to break into your neighbours' appartment because you lost your keys and think it's your place

20. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

You shouldn't drop your keys in the bush on the way down the path, have to smash the front door window to get in, set off the alarm & have the cops arrive thinking you've been burgled.. & have great difficulty communicating with them that your alright