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21. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

Forget locking/closing threads! What TP needs is a bouncer.

I volunteer!

Anyone getting lippy or being an annoying pain in the a*se, gets booted out for an undetermined length of time. Anyone taking themselves too seriously gets locked under the TP stairs, otherwise known the "The Hole", until they learn to lighten up again, and anyone caught posting under dual identities on the site will be barred for good.

I come with my own stun gun, and excellent self defense skills.

I would need a specially commissioned TP puffy jacket though with the words "Go on, TRY ME!" emblazoned on the back. Maybe Sam and Pete could stretch to this???

All in favour, say Ev?

That's quite funny. Hey, if we get in good with the bouncer, do we get free drinks?

22. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Perhaps....

23. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

It's hilarious, but who selects the bouncer?

24. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

I would need a specially commissioned TP puffy jacket though

All I can picture is the movie 'Mr.Deeds'
HELLO Mr.Puffy jacket man!
(again..I don't get out much...but it was funny! :))

25. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

I support your motion, Ev. Do you need a sidekick for serial annoyers? I could slice them into handy pieces with my Sword...

26. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Who moderates the bouncer?
Who moderates the moderator that moderates the bouncer?
Who moderates the moderator that ....ah...never mind!

Oh, one more thing. Who determines what constitutes annoying behaviour?

Can the bouncer (samsara2) (my God, I firstly wrote "bonker";) ) "close" the door and "lock" people out?

27. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Ev the Enforcer... Has a nice ring to it! And the puffy jacket - can't go wrong with that fashion statement.

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