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1. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

I was in the bathroom at a sports bar tonight watching the All-star game in Montreal and they had a very fancy urinal. It was a stainless steel trough with a large stainless steel wall with water running constantly down it. Very fancy.

(Can't quite picture what I mean? Check out this pictures Urnial picture 1 and hUrinal picture 2, neither of which I took a picture of, but just found thanks to altavista.com)

When I was at the urinal, a man came in asked what I thought of the urinal.

"Very fancy," I said, "kind of like peeing on art."

He laughed. "Does that make you Piss-caso?" he asked.

Hahaha!

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

How many guys do you think can use it at one time??? Were there foot grates on both sides for maximum capacity? (Or, would that be too dangerous after a few too many beers - bad aim and all...) What a space-saving device!

I am curious about the stainless steel wall of water...

If you were Piss-caso... Would that make him Van Go?

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Hee hee! This is going to turn into a bad-pun thread..

Hey - that's a lot like the urinal wall at Whisky Cafe (my sister and I snuck in to take a look once). They also have a ladies' urinal - one of those hose contraptions with discardable cups that you have to stand and... oh, it's difficult to explain.

I'm with Isa, though. Do you guys all line up and chit chat without the benefit of dividers?

4. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

Not usually. Mostly men don't talk at urinals. It's kind of a private moment between you and your ... um ... you know.

5. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 11y

Umm... this kind of urinal is quite common in Malaysia.

6. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

Quoting GregW

Not usually. Mostly men don't talk at urinals. It's kind of a private moment between you and your ... um ... you know.

one night when my friends and i were very drunk we decided to find this out for ourselves so we just burst into the gents and they were all talking about the footie score, so no secrets there