Thank you all for the pre-birthday wishes, I am really touched...
I remember the first words I heard after I saw the light of this world - 'It'th alive, Marthter...'
Please send all presents with the receipt attached to make it easier form to turn them into cash to my office address:
The 3rd cubicle from the left
Or alternatively drop into your toilet and flush very hard and I'll go and pick them up.
And more important:
All the best to Anne for your anniversary!
Hello..... May I speak to Phil, please! Phil? This is London calling... Oh, wait - I'm not in London! This is Illinois calling! Helloooooo......
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May you have a wonderful weekend and that you get more chances to cure that hangover with more of the dog that bit you last night!!!!!
Isa throws the bones in hopes that all of Phil's wishes come true!!!
And a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Anne!!
May you have many more just as lovely as the last eleven!!!!!
Isa hands Anne an apple martini and Steve a "beerman" beer!!
From out of nowhere, and completely unexpectedly, there is a near blinding green flash, followed by the tippity tap of Riverdance shoes.....
Hello, Mr. Phil and Mrs. Anne. We are to be doubly joyous this day, yes?
Feerst, many happy days of birth to you, friend Pheel. I am pleased you have life, I am. Please to accept this complimentary Beerman Green Silk Riverdance Shirt, complete with gold and silver epaulets and this little secret cheese pocket on the inside. It is in your size, yes? It feets like glove, you lucky almost birthday boy you. Now, please to point me in direction of USA, Florida, as I must do the Happy Dance of the Anniversary.
A previously unheard of event occurs, as two continents simultaneously observe near blinding green flashes.....
Hello Mrs. and Mr. Anne of Florida, US of A. You are receiving my happiest of weeshes on your day of wedded blees. Which is this year? Gold? Silver? Diamonelle? Cheese? I keed, I keed, I am knowing it is the vaccuum cleaner anniversary. Now, if you would point me in direction of North, I weesh to avoid next hurricane. But feerst, a stop in South Beach as I hear they are having green silk shirt party.
In another previously unheard of event, South Beach is deserted, having heard that Beerman was coming.......
Psst! Anne, I waited at the dock everyday but never saw your boat!
Are you paddling it here or what?
So, she's left us both high and dry, heh????? She's too busy trying to figure out how to get it into the water and then having martinis off Miami!!!
Isa is on her 25th pitcher of martinis while sitting on the dock... Isa is rather wasted now and wouldn't recognize a boat if it ran her over...
Happy Birthday, Pardus! Have a smashing one!
Anne, here's wishing you a Happy Anniversary!
Happy Birthday Phil!! Now go out and get drunk!
Happy Anniversary Anne!! Now go out and... How do people mark their anniversaries? Here's my guess - go home and get laid!
You guys are confusing me with the PRE-Birthday wishes! ....But I gotta join in!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY wuver dumpling pudding pop butter muffin sweetie pie! :*
I have missed you!