Skip Navigation

Happy Birthday Mrs Isa!!!

Travel Forums Off Topic Happy Birthday Mrs Isa!!!


Last Post

1. Posted by galka_mak (Full Member 169 posts) 11y

In Ukraine it's 11 a.m. 1st of August! And I'm sending all my best wishes and kisses to Mrs. Isa!

2. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Happy birthday!

3. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 11y

mim hands round a whopping big tray of chocolate martinis and raises her glass for the cheers

Happy Birthday Gretchen!! hope its a good one and beerman makes you queen for the day!!


4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Happy Birthday, G!!!

Wishing you lots of sunshine minus the humidity! Hope Mr. Beerman spolis you beyond belief (although I'm betting he probably will!).


5. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

(insert Bonanza music here.....) dun da da dun da da dun da da dun da da dun daaaaaa......

Announcer: From across the parched cornfields, past the very dry soybeans, over the neighbor of doom, through the barn of detritus, in between the dancing kittens of Yardley, comes Beerman, the husband from beyond the fringe of wit.........

Haaalllllooooooooooo, my little petunia, it is I, your Beerman!!! You are not suitably impressed, yes? For you, and only for you, I am doing the Dance of the Seven Green Silk Riverdance Shirts. Ta Da!!
insert Morroccan belly dance music here..... Wa wa waaaahhhhh...Beerman gracefully moves in an incredibly bright green flash of twirling silk Wa wa waaaaaaa wa waa.... Off comes the first shirt... Waa waa waaaaaaaah wa wa.....The second, third, and fourth.... wa wa wa waaaaaahhhhhhhhh.... the fifth and sixth shirts go fluttering over Isa's head.... Excitement begins to build.... wa wa wa waaaaa wa wa waaaahhhhhh the last and most seductive shirt, in a move so fast that mere mortals cannot even see it, flies into the air and slowly drifts down and gently covers Isa's head and shoulders, the underarm of the shirt settling onto her nose..... Sniff, my delicate flower, for this is the gift I bring to you today....the scent of the Beerman!!!!

Beerman gently picks up the swooning Isa and carries her to the Cave of Secret Pleasures, located deep within Isa Manor. Plush, yes...but not too gaudy. A large tray of Ketel One vodka martinis awaits. Oooh, and a video. Isa begins to feel a tingling sensation just below her waist..............WAIT, BATHROOM BREAK........

Happy Happy Birthday My Love

And in a near-blinding flesh colored flash, Beerman is work...

6. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 11y


:) ;)

I wish you all the best in things to come!

7. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

You are the best 'imaginary' friend a person could hope for ;)
(that is what my kids call you online folks:) )
Your the best!

8. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

pssssssssssssssst Did anyone else get all hot and bothered by eermanBays post? ;)

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

pssssssssssssssst Did anyone else get all hot and bothered by eermanBays post? ;)

DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think???!!! ;)

Thank you Galina, James, Mim, Tina, Hien and Joz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All of your wishes are wonderful and so very much appreciated!!!!!! And, a special thanks to Hien for the early morning phone call - what a great way to start the day!

CC - real or imaginary - friends are cool!! And you are one of the best too!! Oh, a ph# anytime soon would be appreciated!!!!

BEERMAN!!!!! Ooooohhhhh, could you please pass another martini this way??? After that post - I'm not sure how much work I'm really going to get done today!!!!!! Sorry, I need a moment - or two or three or... Oh hell, I'm taking the day off and just going to swoon until you get home!!!!!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

10. Posted by areinstein (Travel Guru 2788 posts) 11y

Damn! Galina beat me to it! I was getting so good at being the keeper of the birthdays hahaha...

Well Isa, what can I say...Happy 25th B-day! Too bad I cant be as eloquent as beerman overhere but hey, what can you do, I am giving it my best shot.

Cheers!! Enjoy the martinis!!!