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1. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

There is a very important issue that has gone unnoticed for far too long on these boards! For days on end I read post after post about it, have people no decency?

This is a community of worldy people, tell me how can it sink to such a level on so many occasions? I can not rebuke the situation and its participants enough.

Choclate is the plague of the 23rd century, and here we are in idle chat over the doomed fate of all! Down with choclate I say! The time for change is now, the time for a world free of choclate is close at hand!

If you feel this is a just and worthy cause please send all of your choclate bars, candy bars, choclate chips, buds, nuts, fruit, candies, etcetera. To the address below.

The only way we can cleanse the world of this problem is by acting now!

Brendan O'Brien
4321 Strawberry Lane
Candyland, Ontario

2. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Your a brave man there Brendan, you know Cupcake is sooo going to kick your ass over this

3. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Whoops a little bit of emoticon dyslexia there

4. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Yes, please send all chocolate to Brendan...(I will be there with the semi-truck Tuesday Brendan, and you will relinquish all the chocolate)
If not, I will be forced to rip your lips off your face and slap you with them. Do not mess with small, bitchy redheads who are addicted to the food of the gods ;)

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 4y

That reminds me - I believe money is truly the root of all evil and think the world would be a better place if we had a whole lot less of it. So if you'll just send me all your cash, cheques (filled out, please) and nasty credit cards I'll be sure to do my part to get rid of this festering evil.

Please PM me for mailing details.

6. Posted by cikusang (Respected Member 1361 posts) 11y

Brenden, ask Mr. Wonca to grant you his Chocolate factory to you then!

Brenden....

7. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Is the chocolate going to be for destruction or storage? I will start sending now if you promise that it will all be melted down and recyled into something useful for the people. And you must give your word that Cupcake won't be able to get her hands or lips on it.

I have scheduled the demolition of Ghirardelli square in San Francisco and am presently in touch with the dictator of Hershey Park and have scheduled the release of all M&Ms being held there in the underground bunkers. Godiva is threatening to increase prodution levels to compensate but already we have a couple of insiders that are ready to vandalize all their facilities in the name of the cause.

C'mon people do we really need chocolate? Brendan, know this, you do not stand alone! You have support world wide in your efforts and with a strong showing I think we will be able to end this blight.;)

Make Love,
Not Chocolate!

C H O C O L A T E,
Hey,
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothin'!

8. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Gasp! Horror of horrors!

Cupcake, this Canadian whippersnapper must be "persuaded" to go away

We need to strategise. My place at 8 tonight! Tell no-one.

Ps: Oh yeah - brings some M&M's. We could be there for a while.

9. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

Gasp! Horror of horrors!

Cupcake, this Canadian whippersnapper must be "persuaded" to go away

Don't you mean whipper-Snicker!

10. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 11y

Wiling to hand in all my chocolate funds in exchange for cheese

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