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101. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Drat ... foiled again. Should I just give up? All my best efforts seem to come to naught. I guess it is time to concede. I shall start writing up the treaty. A neautral place should be designated for the signing and delegates picked. Witnesses should also be present. I will invite the animated M&M's, the Easter Bunny and Willy Wonka as industry representatives.

And the world returns to as it was ...

102. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

:):):):):):)

And with the signing of the treaty ...

IronChef is elevated to FULL MEMBER status!

Much Hoorahs as the ticker tape falls. Now to try and catch up with CupCake.

103. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

/me escapes unscathed with a small sample of the choclate nerve agent. He then proceeds to reproduce the agent by the millions in his secret lair.

Come next flue season, all shots will be laced with the new Choclate Is Not Really As Good As People Think choclate nerve agent. Which will render all cravings and addictions to choclate null and void.

Soon Iron Chef, we will have our day in the sun... very soon.

104. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

:):):):):):)

And with the signing of the treaty ...

IronChef is elevated to FULL MEMBER status!

Much Hoorahs as the ticker tape falls. Now to try and catch up with CupCake.

First...for the Full Member status...CONGRATS!!!
as for the catching up with me....you have to give up travel (who can travel when you have so many posts to keep up with?) Now, do you really want to catch up with me? ;) I would gladly give up every post to be out travelling......

105. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Brendan

Come next flue season, all shots will be laced with the new Choclate Is Not Really As Good As People Think choclate nerve agent. Which will render all cravings and addictions to choclate null and void.

ACKKKK! WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT MY ARMS OFF??!!!!!!!

106. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

....And so ends the 1st Great Chocolate War of 2005 (GCW1). With the signing of the Treaty of Off Topic, peace is restored in the land of TP. Swords will be made into plowshears. Monuments will be built to commemorate its great heros. Rousing songs and poems will be sung to immortalize its battles!!.....however....there is a tension in the air....in the far far faaarrrr north, in a secret chocolate proof bunker, Brendan works away furiously to manufacture a stockpile of weapons of mass chocolate destruction and dreams of the day when the world will be free of cocoa confections.....and in the southern lands beyond the great plains, CupCake smiles a knowing smile as her army of re-animated chocolate ninja bunnies grows ever larger.....will the world survive the upcoming maelstrom ?!?!?......

107. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

....And so ends the 1st Great Chocolate War of 2005 (GCW1). With the signing of the Treaty of Off Topic, peace is restored in the land of TP. Swords will be made into plowshears. Monuments will be built to commemorate its great heros. Rousing songs and poems will be sung to immortalize its battles!!.....however....there is a tension in the air....in the far far faaarrrr north, in a secret chocolate proof bunker, Brendan works away furiously to manufacture a stockpile of weapons of mass chocolate destruction and dreams of the day when the world will be free of cocoa confections.....and in the southern lands beyond the great plains, CupCake smiles a knowing smile as her army of re-animated chocolate ninja bunnies grows ever larger.....will the world survive the upcoming maelstrom ?!?!?......

Fabulous ending! Bravo! But is this the last post of the GCW1Will Brendan's flu shot infect the worldWill CupCake eat her chocolate ninja bunny army before her troops make it to the stores

The anticipation is mounting! I'm gonna go grab a bag of M&M's and wait in my undergound shelter til this blows over.

108. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Well said Q_Zhang!

It is true.. what will come in the following days not even the very wise will see. When the time does come everyone around the world will be called upon to choose a side. Which will you choose?

109. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...lets see here.......chocolate releases the same endorphines in the brain that an orgasm does....How do you feel after an orgasm? Would the world NOT be a better place if more people ate chocolate on a regular basis? (say...every 15 minutes like me?) Or do we want a bunch of high strung-stressed out-nonorgasmed people running the world? The choice is yours............;)

110. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Well you don't need to eat choclate to get the same effect!

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