Is the chocolate going to be for destruction or storage? I will start sending now if you promise that it will all be melted down and recyled into something useful for the people. And you must give your word that Cupcake won't be able to get her hands or lips on it.
I have scheduled the demolition of Ghirardelli square in San Francisco and am presently in touch with the dictator of Hershey Park and have scheduled the release of all M&Ms being held there in the underground bunkers. Godiva is threatening to increase prodution levels to compensate but already we have a couple of insiders that are ready to vandalize all their facilities in the name of the cause.
C'mon people do we really need chocolate? Brendan, know this, you do not stand alone! You have support world wide in your efforts and with a strong showing I think we will be able to end this blight.
C H O C O L A T E,
What is it good for?
OH B!!!!!!! The shame of it all....
I do believe that Mr. O'Brien is planning destruction (and not creative destruction either) of all the chocolate. This thread harkens to a chat room conversation with Mr. O'Brien, where he admitted to not eating chocolate anymore and sordidly besmirched chocolate's good name!! It was a horrifying encounter, and many in the room that day tried endlessly to convince Mr. O'Brien to revisit his past and savor the smooth, delicious, melt-in-your-mouth ecstasy of a chocolate bar. Even carob was offered up as an alternative to the sacred chocolate confections.
I can only think that Mr. O'Brien has creted this thread to avenge his beloved lentils and give us, the chocolate connoisseurs of TP, a taste of our own medicine. That, or he actually has been a closet chocoholic all along and has devised this scheme to satisfy his jones for the rich, dark sweetness.
Either way, B, it ain't happenin'!!!!!!!!!!!! CC, pick me up on your way and I will hold him down while you do the lip-ripping and smacking. I'll be waiting outside with chocolate martinis in hand.