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11. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

Is the chocolate going to be for destruction or storage? I will start sending now if you promise that it will all be melted down and recyled into something useful for the people. And you must give your word that Cupcake won't be able to get her hands or lips on it.

I have scheduled the demolition of Ghirardelli square in San Francisco and am presently in touch with the dictator of Hershey Park and have scheduled the release of all M&Ms being held there in the underground bunkers. Godiva is threatening to increase prodution levels to compensate but already we have a couple of insiders that are ready to vandalize all their facilities in the name of the cause.

C'mon people do we really need chocolate? Brendan, know this, you do not stand alone! You have support world wide in your efforts and with a strong showing I think we will be able to end this blight.;)

Make Love,
Not Chocolate!

C H O C O L A T E,
Hey,
What is it good for?
Absolutely Nothin'!

OH B!!!!!!! The shame of it all....

I do believe that Mr. O'Brien is planning destruction (and not creative destruction either) of all the chocolate. This thread harkens to a chat room conversation with Mr. O'Brien, where he admitted to not eating chocolate anymore and sordidly besmirched chocolate's good name!! It was a horrifying encounter, and many in the room that day tried endlessly to convince Mr. O'Brien to revisit his past and savor the smooth, delicious, melt-in-your-mouth ecstasy of a chocolate bar. Even carob was offered up as an alternative to the sacred chocolate confections.

I can only think that Mr. O'Brien has creted this thread to avenge his beloved lentils and give us, the chocolate connoisseurs of TP, a taste of our own medicine. That, or he actually has been a closet chocoholic all along and has devised this scheme to satisfy his jones for the rich, dark sweetness.

Either way, B, it ain't happenin'!!!!!!!!!!!! CC, pick me up on your way and I will hold him down while you do the lip-ripping and smacking. I'll be waiting outside with chocolate martinis in hand.

12. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

Make Love,
Not Chocolate!

But why not combine the best of both worlds, and make love using chocolate?? ;)

13. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

Cupcake, this Canadian whippersnapper must be "persuaded" to go away

We need to strategise. My place at 8 tonight! Tell no-one.

Ps: Oh yeah - brings some M&M's. We could be there for a while.

pssssssssssssssst...heTay snadianCay sIay nderUay ouseHay atchWay ;)

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Quoting samsara2

Cupcake, this Canadian whippersnapper must be "persuaded" to go away

We need to strategise. My place at 8 tonight! Tell no-one.

Ps: Oh yeah - brings some M&M's. We could be there for a while.

pssssssssssssssst...heTay snadianCay sIay nderUay ouseHay atchWay ;)

ountCay eMay nIay!!!!! (I'll sneak out of the wedding reception - pick me up in Iowa City!)

15. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

ountCay eMay nIay!!!!! (I'll sneak out of the wedding reception - pick me up in Iowa City!)

I DON'T THINK SO DEAR!!!! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME WITH YOU RELATIVES IN SOME CRAPPY BANQUET HALL!!!!!!

Besides, I have a nose for chocolate malfeasance......

16. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting beerman

Quoting Isadora

ountCay eMay nIay!!!!! (I'll sneak out of the wedding reception - pick me up in Iowa City!)

I DON'T THINK SO DEAR!!!! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME WITH YOU RELATIVES IN SOME CRAPPY BANQUET HALL!!!!!!

Besides, I have a nose for chocolate malfeasance......

Who said I was leaving you behind????? DUH!!!!!

17. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Too late, you are all much too late. The wheels are in motion & the time will soon come when you will walk into a seven-eleven full of apples as far as the eye can see.

The time has come IronChef! We strike at dawn! Mass the troups.

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Oh, so the two of you wait until the Mighty Isa's are out of town for the weekend to start your assault!! HA!!!!!! We'll just see about that!!!

CC, Ev, Nikki, and all the other TP chocoholics - man the pots!! We have massive amounts of chococlate to melt - Seven-Eleven's will be filled with CHOCOLATE COVERED APPLES FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!!!!!

19. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

I've said it once...I've said it a thousand times........

I will share my money...I will share my men....but lay ONE finger on my chocolate...and you WILL lose that hand......
Think I am kidding? Ask my good friend Lefty....

20. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

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