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31. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Ali - good cover story!!! Mr. B and Iron will never know where the chocolate is really hiding out!!!!

Ahhh...but vwe have ze vays zoo make zu dalk, fraulein Izadora .....unleosh ze HAGEN-DAZE !!.....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....

32. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 11y

Brendan O'Brien
4321 Strawberry Lane
Candyland, Ontario

Without caring at all about chocolate (queue stunned amazement and cries of "death"), i have to ask if you really are aware of the consequences of doing something so stupid as broadcasting your address with the world, and specifically, me.

I have a history of sending 'interesting' parcels (actually, if i remember correctly, a TPer did receive a package full of choclate from me not all that long ago), and that having your address now makes it hard to resist reverting to type...

33. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

That was CupCake on the phone. Aahhh! That explains it. I got to do a bat mitzvah tonight and the client had ordered Ben and Jerry's chipwiches and Chocolate Fondue and I had my plan all prepared that I was going to have to explain why there wasn't any! Lo and behold - there is still chocolate in the world.

No plan, Brendan, I think we need to advertise! Show a bunch of acne-riddled juvenile children eating chocolate and inform the general public. Or I can get in touch with our president here and tell him that chocolate is more valuable than oil. And that we can convert chocolate into a fuel source. I mean you see what we did to Iraq (low blow to the American governmental system here)? Imagine what he would do with this information. Let me make some calls. And you, CupCake, I'm changing my phone number! You see! You see, what a chocoholic will do. This is a scourge upon society that, we as upstanding citizens, will crave for no more!

Make Love
and use up the rest of the chocolate!

34. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Oh, I'm dying to find out. How long will I be a budding member. I mean what do I have to do to be part of your forum here. I'm over a hundred posts! Do I need to start getting merit badges or is there some kind of hazing process that is involoved

35. Posted by Peter (Admin 5789 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

Oh, I'm dying to find out. How long will I be a budding member. I mean what do I have to do to be part of your forum here. I'm over a hundred posts! Do I need to start getting merit badges or is there some kind of hazing process that is involoved

Wow, that is somewhat tough !! There is a complex algorithm (well, actually just a confusing bunch of calculations) that figures out the ranks. But, one thing that might be working against you is the % of posts in the off topic forum, as they aren't counted at all towards the various levels. Admittedly though, it is much tougher getting to 'Full Member' status now than it was when I set it up.. might have to do a bit of a rethink on that 'algorithm'. I'm sure you can't be far off :)

36. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

Oh, I'm dying to find out. How long will I be a budding member. I mean what do I have to do to be part of your forum here. I'm over a hundred posts! Do I need to start getting merit badges or is there some kind of hazing process that is involoved

Well Iron, those who plot the annihilation of our revered chocolate will forever remain budding members on TP. That's just the way it is - period. Realize that the bribes necessary to convince the Administrators of any changes on the site are paid in either CHOCOLATE or BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

And on that note, Beerman, in his diabolically secret beer mine laboratory, is furiously developing a new recipe... CHOCOLATE BEER... Which he guarantees will revolutionize the aforementioned bribery process!!

Side note - Beerman is truly working on a recipe for a chocolate beer as a winter seasonal, as requested by the "Powers-That-Sign-His-Paycheck" in real life.

37. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting Isadora

Ali - good cover story!!! Mr. B and Iron will never know where the chocolate is really hiding out!!!!

Ahhh...but vwe have ze vays zoo make zu dalk, fraulein Izadora .....unleosh ze HAGEN-DAZE !!.....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Zat ees fine vis us, Q!!! Ve haf developed ze nu zecret veapon vhich vill be vorking flawlessly vonce ze zuper zecret ingredient ees procured. Mhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

38. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting IronChef

Oh, I'm dying to find out. How long will I be a budding member. I mean what do I have to do to be part of your forum here. I'm over a hundred posts! Do I need to start getting merit badges or is there some kind of hazing process that is involoved

Well Iron, those who plot the annihilation of our revered chocolate will forever remain budding members on TP. That's just the way it is - period. Realize that the bribes necessary to convince the Administrators of any changes on the site are paid in either CHOCOLATE or BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or/And ICE-CREAM Or/And PRINGLES Or/And DURIAN

Or to be safe, ALL OF THEM!!!

And on that note, Beerman, in his diabolically secret beer mine laboratory, is furiously developing a new recipe... CHOCOLATE BEER... Which he guarantees will revolutionize the aforementioned bribery process!!

Side note - Beerman is truly working on a recipe for a chocolate beer as a winter seasonal, as requested by the "Powers-That-Sign-His-Paycheck" in real life.

Psst! Can the "Powers-That-Sign-His-Paycheck" make him develop another new recipe? ... DURIAN BEER!!!

39. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Friends of mine would mix beer and choclate milk... same thing? Because just looking at it made me feel like losing my lunch.

40. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Alah peanut butter sandwiches !!!....... ........

Samuel Adams Chocolate Bock
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/14309/
http://www.samueladams.com/world_of_beer.aspx

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