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51. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Quoting Isadora

(The guestroom is ready and waiting - and so are the feline minions who will do their best to wake you up at 2:00am!!!! It's Harry's specialty - he's been perfecting it for a couple of weeks now...)[/i] ;)

Do you think we will even be ready for beddybye at 2 am??? ;)

You're the lucky one - coming in after work on Friday and going back on Monday. But, Phil is stuck here - and three of those days - the alarm goes off at 4:20am. Beerman doesn't do well with only 2 hours of sleep on work days... The weekend - it's up for grabs!!!!

52. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

You're the lucky one - coming in after work on Friday and going back on Monday. But, Phil is stuck here - and three of those days - the alarm goes off at 4:20am. Beerman doesn't do well with only 2 hours of sleep on work days... The weekend - it's up for grabs!!!!

Sleep? He don't need no stinky sleep!!!
I mean really......Phil and I...are probably as entertaining as 87 pots of coffee ;)

53. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

I think Phil is going to be 87 pots of coffee all rolled into one!!! ;)

54. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

MOSSMAN HAS ARRIVED SAFE AND SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Philly confused by customs...

Phil's plane was on time and his trip through customs seemed to be rather flawless... Though they did wonder about the 100 pounds on Swiss chocolate where clothes were suppose to be... We now have him tied up in the barn awaiting the arrival the woodchucks and raccoons. Okay, so he's not in the barn... We have him tied in the chair next to us here...

So, without further ado - take it away MOSSMAN!!!

Help me!!! I have been hijacked in the Middle of Nowhere! There's nothing out here than Corn, Hogs and People moving from their farms into the City when they retire!

But I have been brought to many attractions already - my favourite Ammonia Plant and the Town with one Bar! I am sure I will get to meet the Man who ran into Jerry Springer soon! He's the local Hero here, right up there with the Man who travelled more than 50 miles out of town!

Oh, yeah, I am being taught local lingo - Taking 5 minutes to say 'Yup'! And other useful expressions like 'Dang it' and 'Hellfire and Dalmatians', whatever that means?????

Oh, yeah, I am looking forward to go to Walmart and see the Amish People shopping there... Tomorrow I am being brought to Farm Implements to look at certain interesting Investment possibilites! John Deere rules!

However, dinner tonight sounds delicious - although it might still hang around the Hog farm at the moment... Well, I am looking forward to the surprise - there's talk about Deep Fried Pig Snouts and Cheese Grits with a side order collard Greens (what the dang is that???), all smothered in Lard...

I need all the energy I can get in case the angry mob arrives tonight with their torches and pitchforks on their hunt for 'Furners', ie. Europeans and other crazed axemurders. Unless the scarecrows get them first when they jump upon from the cornfields (that really happens out here!).

Okay, that's enough now, Isa is having giggling fits and Beerman is starting to sing German Drinking songs!!!!!

Okay, here's an appeal for sanity, get me out of here before I become like them!!!!!! [Phil is heading off to tune his banjo]

55. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

YIPPIEEEEE!!!! Don't worry...I am making a quick stop at customs before I get there...I WILL get the chocolate ;)
Oh, shall I bring the ruby slippers? or the 'Janet' outfit?
I cam soooooooooooooo excited!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!

56. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

OOOOoooohhhhh, this LINDT Chocoletti (extra au lait) is wonderful!!! Rich, creamy and almost gone!!!!

Both outfits will work just fine - bring them both! We have a Leprechaun in the house already so either Janet or the ruby slippers will work!!!

See you soon!!!!!!!!!!!

57. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

almost gone!!!!

WHAT???!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?
Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
great...now I am having a heart attack......

58. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting CupCake

Quoting Isadora

almost gone!!!!

WHAT???!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?
Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
great...now I am having a heart attack......

Both Phil and Kris I would cause that reaction if made that comment...

There are a few more pics in my photo gallery...

Isa wanders off to find the rest of the chocolate and contemplate starting a new blog... Isa is easily distracted by the chocolate...........

[ Edit: chocolate on the fingers - oops! (Fixed typo) ]

59. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

There are a few more pics in my photo gallery...

Jeez - when did Phil go all Grizzly Addams??

60. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Both outfits will work just fine - bring them both! We have a Leprechaun in the house already so either Janet or the ruby slippers will work!!!

Hmmm, perhaps you'd better stick to the Ruby Slippers, you don't want to be having any Janet sex with a Leprechaun, although you could end up with the pot of chocolate from the bottom of the rainbow;)