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21. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Bringing a whole new dimension to "On the road pampering" Dave .....

22. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

I think there's a BR downtown, maybe?!?

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

1 pair each of: winter boots, hiking boots, sandals, good running shoes, beaten-up runners for jogging, dancing shoes, and dress shoes. That's 7 pairs of shoes to my name. 1 pair of sunglasses, 3 watches, and my backpack isn't a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

I'm my own stylist and barber, and I'm not sure what a highlight is :o)

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

Not yet I can't!! How the heck does knowing how to cook make one a locomotive molestor!?!

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

Fruit of the loom

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

No comment to the first part. Not sure how to exfoliate or what the hell that is anyway. But I do moisturize sometimes. Half a point for this one.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

Only as a second vehicle

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

This one's easy....No hair.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

Nothing wrong with a nice souvignon blanc with a salmon steak.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

Failed miserably on this one. NOT flattered!! Definitely feel REPULSED!!!

What's the female equilvalent of a metrosexual?

23. Posted by evakan (Full Member 188 posts) 11y

I just couldn't ever be a metrosexual. I like the idea of being an adventurer. I'd like to be a salty 'Sea Dog', out on the open ocean. Or an explorer or mountain climber or archeologist. Was Indiana Jones a metrosexual?! I dont think so!;)

24. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

There's no such thing as the female version of a metrosexual! A woman would never consciously adopt male characteristics!

25. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

There's no such thing as the female version of a metrosexual! A woman would never consciously adopt male characteristics!

THANK GOD !!!

26. Posted by evakan (Full Member 188 posts) 11y

Quoting samsara2

A woman would never consciously adopt male characteristics!

That's not entirely true... I have met a few hardcore feminists in my lifetime.

27. Posted by FionaNZ (Respected Member 903 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

[quote]9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

Nothing wrong with a nice souvignon blanc with a salmon steak.[quote]

Fabulous choice, nothing wrong with Sauvignon Blanc on its own either

As for the female question, French springs to mind for some reason

28. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting FionaNZ

As for the female question, French springs to mind for some reason

bad, bad girl, Fiona.

29. Posted by standard67 (Budding Member 4 posts) 11y

gotta have a massage as soon as i get there!

That ends the stress of the journey.

Arney Carlsson
Attack life....it's going to kill you anyway!

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