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21. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

oopsie i kinda effed that up, sorry folks

22. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Things to do without money.....You could really find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop! ;)

Or...find out how many orgasms are actually possible in a 24 hour period.

23. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

Or...find out how many orgasms are actually possible in a 24 hour period.

pain... lots of pain. it would make the wiena look like you just threw it out of a moving bus,(among other things) im sure.

how does one turn oneself into a cupcake anyway? heh i got a joke

two cupcakes are in an oven, one looks at the other, and says "man its hot in here." the other one looks at him and says "holy Sh!t, a talking cupcake!"
good times

24. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

Ok....I saw this last night....and went into laughing spasms! For an hour I couldn't stop cracking up...so I decided to wait a day to answer...(even though I can't get that picture of the talking cupcakes in the oven out of my head)

Now, my dear sweet boy.....you do not know of what you speak...and I am especially shocked that someone.....as young as yourself....has not done this at least a few times already?!

Your thingy will not look like splattered hambuger...but if you do it right...your entire body will be a good kind of sore for the entire next day. (or three)

Now be a trooper....test the theory, and try to beat 8, your partner should be mid-range double digits....NOW GET TO WORK! ;)

25. Posted by Reece Sanford (Travel Guru 1368 posts) 10y

So Cupcake how many duracell batteries did the Rampant Rabbit go through in those 24 hours then? hahahahahahaha

26. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

He was real dammit! ;)

27. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

ah yes you speak the truth cupcake. i am a virgin . its all good though, i'm quite happy with the deciscions i've made. call me old fashioned, but i just didn't wanna give it up for just anyone yknow. i've had the oppurtunity, i just, i dunno i'd just feel like meat if i just had sex for no reason. ahhh too much of a conscience on this one. ah well im ready to give it up for the girl im kinda seein know if thats how it goes. and the cool thing is, i've told her im a virgin (im pretty straightforward about just about everything, if you havent noticed.) and she still is good for it, so thats gotta say something. i guess we'll see in good time.

so anyway, dont go into some lecture on me, i have no regrets, i am who i am and wouldn't ever have it any other way, so... if its criticism, i dont wanna hear it! im pretty sure everyone who met me coulda figured it out anyway. and if you start feelin all high and mighty, well realize that whats right for you aint right for everybody. sooo i guess i've made my stand.
la dee dee dee da!
Evan

28. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I think that is great E! But (there is always a but) sex is like chocolate...once you have dabbled....you will only want more....and more....and.......well, you get the picture ;)

29. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

hahaha i kinda figured it out, you have a two track mind. sex and chocolate. by any chance to do you like marcy playground? they came out with the song 'sex and candy' in the nineties and it happens to be a kickass song. effin awesome. so anyway thanks for the support CC i dont have the patience to argue withanyone about it now so i appreciate it!
lalal alala

30. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

It was a great song..still hear it from time to time....and here I thought I was the only person who could smell sex and candy...;)
E, I think it is great! I think if someone wanted to argue with you about it...well, they have problems then don't they?
You should write this down though...when you do start bumping uglies...combining sex and chocolate is a fun little hobby..;)