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11. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Wait... how do you guys pronounce the letter "U"???

12. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

LOL! It is a line from Canadian Bacon! :)

13. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

OH! I thought it was the letter "o"... or maybe "z". Possibly "w".

14. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

CC - do not touch those chocolates the Q sent you!!! You must resist until you have taken your anti-cyanide M&Ms and they have had time to work.

You didn't really think I put cyanide in those chocolates did you ?!?.....

Right then to the business of war at hand. My armies of armoured rocket launching moose have been marshalled and are preparing to cross the 49th parallel. The battalions of mutant beavers are already in the waters of the great lakes. Once they land they'll make quick work of your buildings and roads. Damn those beavers are nasty!! And my reinforcements of polar bears are already on their way towards the east and west coasts of the United States.

As for the attack on our beer mines. We'll gladly give you a few tanker loads of our strong Canadian beer. We might be at war, but we wouldn't wish your American crap on even our worse enemy. We're gentlemen after all!! And once you've all gotten drunk on our strong Canadian ale, we'll just waltz right in and burn the White House a second time. Maybe this time we'll burn the capitol building as well just to make the trip worthwhile.....

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

You forgot about the Pentagon - that going down in flames too??? (Just thought I'd check...)

16. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Never to fear American citizens!!!!! I have alerted........THE MUSTARDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The small band of gathered cheer. And there is rejoicing...

17. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Not so fast, Q!!! While your mutant beavers are busily traversing the those really big, huge Great Lakes, my underground secret society of badgers, woodchucks and civit cats have strategically placed Detour This Way signs all along the shores. As I type, your beavers are making their way into Minnesota where they have all been promised a lake of their own and an abundance of building materials (ie: twigs, branches and other assorted wood-based products). The skunks stand at the ready to herd them into the ice rinks, where they will be held along with the Canucki hockey players.

Polar bears, schmolar bears... So we lose a few states along both coasts. We must protect America's heartland at all costs. And as for the moose - show them a white-tailed deer and they go all moony-eyed. You'll never see them again!!! They may be launching rockets but I don't believe it's the type you intended. Everybody knows moose are just big furry, antlered stud muffins.

And, why would you want to return that nice strong Canadian beer to us?? Do you know what it costs to ship it to you in the first place??? Oh, I forgot, you paid for the shipping!!!!! But, if you insist, we will accept your generous offer. It wouldn't be gentlemanly not to... (Big score - between the original selling price and the resale value - our campaign is fully funded!!!!)

Is the pentagon still on the list? Could you let the polar bears have a whack at it before you burn it? Thanks!

[ Edit: Can't spell... ]

18. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

OH! I thought it was the letter "o"... or maybe "z". Possibly "w".

teehee...zed

19. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Is the pentagon still on the list? Could you let the polar bears have a whack at it before you burn it? Thanks!

I think you'd better start learning the Canadian national anthem, Isa. ;)

I think we'll leave you George W. and the pentagon. We wanna win this war remember.

And ah one, ah two, ah one two three....Oh Ca-na-da! Our home and native land.....

20. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

...hmmm hmm hmmmm hmmm in all our son's hmm hmm....