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31. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

How are the troops supposed to keep an eye on the ball with that image in their heads?

....I'll have you know I function *P*erfectly with that image in my head.... ....I just can't spell....

32. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y
  • Brendan uses this time of distraction to make an assault with an ICBCM to the chocolate factories around the globe.
33. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Quoting tway

How are the troops supposed to keep an eye on the ball with that image in their heads?

....I'll have you know I function *P*erfectly with that image in my head.... ....I just can't spell....

T - Our troops will not be affected by this new development! While Q is helplessly trying to maintain control within his own ranks, prepare for the next takeover!!!

34. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

I'm not worried - I don't think he'll get very far with a bunch of boobs working under him.

35. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

I'm not worried - I don't think he'll get very far with a bunch of boobs working under him.

36. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Quoting Brendan

*Brendan uses this time of distraction to make an assault with an ICBCM to the chocolate factories around the globe.

Brendan - Uni-jacker here. The plan is working just as ... planned out. As we have succesfully jacked another thread and distracted the chocoholics now is the time! I want this to be dirty - I am gathering all the illiterates and arming them with hyphens and tabs. Something that I have noticed TP will not allow. And as I cannot use a tab to start a paragraph no longer will I allow Chocolate to be snacked upon whilst posting in this web-site.

Sorry girls. No longer will the cute little chocolate bunnies live in fear. No more will the M&M dude's have to worry about melting in your mouths. Freedom I say! Freedom!

Oh yeah, pleaseusethespacebarwhenyoutype.Ihatetryingtoreadsomethingthatisallsmushedtogether.

Oops! I used some periods in there.

37. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting tway

I'm not worried - I don't think he'll get very far with a bunch of boobs working under him.

.....ooohhh....you word smither you...

While OBT had tway & Isa distracted, Uni-Jacker & the silent N were busy removing all the exclaimation marks, commas and periods from their sentences.....

38. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

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39. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

While OBT had tway & Isa distracted, Uni-Jacker & the silent N were busy removing all the exclaimation marks, commas and periods from their sentences.....

Memo to all troops:

Plan is working STOP Enemies have broken TP STOP Systematic elimination of punctuation marks has left enemy unable to be understood or communicate properly STOP Prepare for rejoicing ceremonies at 00:12 hours. END

40. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

Memo to Anti-Grammar-Guerrillas:

Plan is working, Enemy has been brainwashed and has abandoned interpunction probably due to shock.

[ Edit: whoever had to fix my previous post, I owe you a drink. My apologies but the ultimate sacrifice had to be made for the good of mankind ]