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61. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

insert voice of robot in "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" here...

I was wondering when you all were going to notice that....had to wait until the excitement died down.

Now for your information, Terrism, when spoken with the proper accent, and adjusting for semi-native colloquial invectives, followed by a slight cock of the head, means............nothing.

However, without the accent, or adjustments, or cocking, it means.....or is defined as.........by no less an authority than the All-American Guide to FREEDOM and FREEDOM-LOVING People as as "One who runs afoul of thoughts and/or emotions beyond the comprehension of their limited, yet extremely tiny, brains. Such examples generally include the free use of derogatory and slurious terms regarding the moral, ethical, and religious aspects of societies, communities, and peoples who, for reasons of race or general global position and/or status, remain "Ferin" or "Four-in" in regards the original speaker, or "one".

Hey, I'm just quoting the good book here people.....

62. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Ooooohhhh, I like that definition!! But, I'm afraid I have to go with the terriers thing. They have such a hard life being known as "punt-kick dogs" Praise the Lord of Bow-Wows! For he is the "four-in-or savior of the four-legged picked-upon...

63. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

I'll go with Beermans because that was well said!

64. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Well, that seems to have ended the war.....here I was all psyched to practice my Yu-Gi Oh/Mortal Kombat moves....

65. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

The war has not ended - it has just taken a break for Canadian Thanksgiving. By the way - who did the Canuckinstani's break bread with/conquer then celebrate by giving thanks...

66. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

We are a peace loving, mutant beaver breeding, peoples. We did not conquer or enslave.....the British and the French did.....

On this day of thanksgiving, we give thanks to our indigenous friends. After all, our indigenous friends were the first to discover that the careful cross breeding of rabid beavers and wolverines in heat lead to superior strength and fighting ability.....

67. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

As far as I can tell people give thanks to over consumpsion, multi-national corporations, corruption, endless war, and apathy.

Just tonight I went to buy a couple groceries and saw people with their shopping trollies loaded down with:

  • Factory pumpkin pies
  • Array's of Coca-Cola products
  • Chip's from all genre's
  • Stacks of meat by the kilogramme
  • IceCream of varied flavours
  • Choclate bars
  • Slushes (Slurpies)
  • Etcetera
  • Etcetera

I just don't see that as giving thanks, but more of a "F U". But as many of you know, I am bitter and jaded.

Happy Thanks Giving.

68. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

You forgot to think about the fact that after purchasing all these products - they are going to go home sit on their arses and do nothing but watch tv commercials for the next 7 hours. That should inspire you with hope.:)

69. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Ooooh good won IronChef, you make a good point.

70. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

See the war is not over - the agenda has just been altered temporarily!!!

Isa smiles because her redirection plan is working flawlessly at the moment.