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71. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Jeepers! You are devious. I don't even know what happened to this thread.?! Hold on ... the red phone is ringing! What?! There are terrists on the loose! Quick grab your bags of terra firma. There is soil to be waged.

72. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

73. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Where did I put the anti-rehydrogelationinizer.

74. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Oh no you don't....I didn't kill the war!!! I'm just the semanticist, pointing out the "wrong-talk".

I'll step to one side now, deftly lobbing a homemade fourteen course Thanksgiving dinner (last years leftovers--still frozen, loosely wrapped in foil) at those who would defy their Queen, as I duck for cover behind the anti-rehydrogelationinizer (psst, IC, it's behind the fridge...)

skip skip hop duck sashay twist dive for cover...

75. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 11y

I stand ready at the clay pot catapult!!! Let them come, I am ready for them!!!!

I love the smell of pottery in the morning... It smells of horticulture!

[Phil puts on the Ride of the Hickories by Gardner on his grammophone and takes off in his Onion-Chopper...]

76. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Jeez, I'm gone for two days and you guys went and broke the war! Get your turkey-stuffed selves back to the frontlines - we've got punctuation to save, people! ROund up and convert the terrists! They can help!

77. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Isa gets out her collection of dog collars and leashes for rounding up the terrists...

The war isn't broken!!! It's just been circumvented temporarily. Trust me - the warriors will be up to their old tricks as soon as the turkey-gobbling ritual has been completed. I'm predicting that will be tomorrow!!!

78. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

turkey-gobbling

Such an interesting play on words.. haha

79. Posted by IronChef (Full Member 1076 posts) 11y

Quoting Brendan

Quoting Isadora

turkey-gobbling

Such an interesting play on words.. haha

No pun intended, right!;)

80. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting IronChef

Quoting Brendan

Quoting Isadora

turkey-gobbling

Such an interesting play on words.. haha

No pun intended, right!;)

Who, me?????