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If you met God, what would you ask him?

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11. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 10y

"Wanna beer ?"

12. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 10y

Yeah, that and if there are any self-sustaining islands in tropical climes that require primate volunteers to keep the beaches swept....

13. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 10y

I would ask him if he would agree to allow the true story of origin to be know to our feeble minded race, exposing our blueprint hidden deep inside him since truly shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Vin Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it.

Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder.

Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea.

Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

I'd ask her if moscowmetr was Vin Diesel's love child.

Very funny response moscowmetr!!!

15. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

moscowmetr... wow, I must say. That was the best synopsis of history I have read. I don't really believe your story though because you completely left out the Flying Spagetti Monster.

16. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 10y

Quoting moscowmetr

Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

Is this where the expression; "Go f**k yourself came from?

17. Posted by john7buck (Respected Member 458 posts) 10y

All that stuff over the last 29 years; we're still cool right?

18. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 10y

"So God, what's next on your agenda?"

19. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 10y

If i would meet God i would be happy,welcome him, then i woul praise him and tell him God you are cool,God you are full of praise and God you are hep.Then i would pray to him not for myself but for others,ask him for forgiveness and ask him for peace and healing.then pray for myself and family,friends and ask him to heal friendship or improve a relationship.Last i would make apromise to pkeep in touch with him through praise and worship with him.

20. Posted by noemagosa (Full Member 355 posts) 10y

I would ask Him so many questions that wouldn't be important anymore...

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