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If you met God, what would you ask him?

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21. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 11y

I would ask God, "what are you doing here? Nietzsche told me you were dead."

22. Posted by igetlost (Full Member 89 posts) 11y

seriously ,do you think you would beat buddha? he's a fat bastard but fast and he knows loads of kung-fu styles.also ,him and vishnu are tight and vishnu's always packing heat!!!!
i'm talking a fair fight no "raising armys of the dead" shit, cause thats not really fair now is it?
no i mean fists and possibly thunder bolts(non-lethel just deaffen him a bit)...
street ya...

or

the whole hotdog packet ,hotdog bun packet thing!!

23. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Quoting Raven

ask him which came first the chicken or the egg

;)
I saw a little cartoon once...of a chicken and egg laying in bed together...the egg was smoking a cigarette...and the chicken says "Guess that answers that age old question"............

24. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 11y

jack flash . i would thank God for making a whole new day go well with my work.

25. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 11y

Faceicously; I would ask if the chinbone was a design flaw; too little padding.
Seriously; I would ask if he was disappointed in our progress, or lack of, towards; 'Nirvana', 'Heaven', 'Perfection', etc.

26. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

moscow again you amaze me. and ilike greg's
id ask him
if he'd like to eat fish with me on a an old dinner table in silence. and then i would awkwardly start to talk when he did and then he would offer to let me talk first but i would just say it was unimportant and he would ask what i did today. then id just ignore him and ask if it needed more salt.

or..

id ask him if i could be a werewolf.

if i had the chance i wouldnt ask anything. id just smile and say take care. cuase i gone this far on my own. im not stoppin now. there really is no need to know why were here or what an ultimate purpose or goal is. its just a sad attempt to fill meaning to a life that feels like it doesnt have one. make your own meaning to life, and f-ck what it 'should' be. the one thing that continually becomes ever clearer to me is that everyones gotta figure it out for themselves. if you really want a reason, there it is right there. god didnt tell me that.

27. Posted by mally (Respected Member 199 posts) 11y

after making earth man and the universe did he learn anything?

28. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 11y

i would say God please help me.

29. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive 1447 posts) 11y

G'day God,
Why does everyone think you are male when you are obviously female?

30. Posted by jackflash (Inactive 84 posts) 11y

God is Dog backwards...

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