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If you met God, what would you ask him?

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31. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 10y

I would just say..........Thank you.

32. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 10y

If i was dyslexic, probably i`d ask why he/she (it/they?) doesn`t have a tail, or could i stroke he/she/it/they...

As i`m not, i have no idea what to ask, but it would be a spur of the moment stupid question and would probably get me obliterated on the spot. I`m good like that, me.

33. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 10y

i would ask god for some peace and happiness.

34. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

I dunno - would it be cheating to ask God anything? Kinda like sneaking a peak at the Christmas gifts under your parents' bed in early December... it's satisfying in the moment, but it loses the euphoria of surprise.

But if I really had to come up with something, I would ask God about mushrooms. Really - what was up with that? Edible fungus? It grows between your toes but makes a nice Pasta Gigi? Horror of horrors if they sprout on your tongue but you'll eat them in a salad? Blechhh! What was he thinking? Are mushrooms the great cosmic joke??

35. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

well I think there are good fugi and bad fungi, much like good snakes and bad snakes. Good People and bad people, luke skywalker and darthvadar. Monkeys and sea horses....

... geletin?

36. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

once again B i am in awe. good hustle team. and i like yours too, gelli.

37. Posted by jandalonth (Budding Member 14 posts) 10y

I'd ask him about giraffes.

and did he really intend for them to look so silly, or if he was drunk that day

38. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 10y

if i met God i would introduce my cute pet dogs to him.

39. Posted by heidi16 (Budding Member 25 posts) 10y

god, can you tell my boss to increase my pay so that i can travel twice a year..

;)

40. Posted by zeisha (Budding Member 715 posts) 10y

Ask God to help me in all my relationship problems and make relationship improve that has worsened.