when she says "turn right" I know that she really means "turn left" and vice versa.
One more thing, and I don't get this with women, why say "take that exit on the right " (left?) when I'm speeding down the freeway with four lanes of traffic between us and the exit, with a nano second to react?
Sounds exactly like my Cab driver on Friday night.. male, I
might add but it was more, left, left, left & then
right, right, right english was not his first language!!
Beerman rushes in wearing his green and white silk striped referee shirt, blows a shrill whistle, calls time-out, and serves up giant martinis to the dueling sexes........then flees the scene incase things get ugly.....
oh /giggle thats too good. better bust out your 22 gallon coffee mug, its gonna take all day.
i refuse to think about the conflicts between men and women. just laugh at everything. if they point out a fault, make fun of it. just make fun of everything. take nothing seriously! its fun being around the other sex when you dont care. all i do is what i always do, be 11 years old. you didnt care when you were 11 years old. more fun that way! who wants to take the time to think of all the irritating and eventually useless differences and conflicts when you can just not give a shit!
I actually read John Grey's "Mars and Venus Starting Over" after a big breakup a few years back. I found the first half very interesting and helpful, and the second half pretty insulting in a men-are-sex-fiends, women-are-sentimental-flowers kind of way.
I chucked it across the room once and that made me feel a whole lot better.
all i do is what i always do, be 11 years old. you didnt care when you were 11 years old. more fun that way!
Well your not much older than that anyway are
hahaaha ive been found out...
but really, im 11. at heart, havent changed a bit. the meet-up crew will tell ya that. tell em, tina.
DOwn with 11 year olds and the horses they road in on!!