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21. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel invented reading on a Friday in March of the year 861

22. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel was really inside Deep Blue while playing against Gary Kasparov.

23. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Quoting moscowmetr

Vin Diesel's 1969 paper on quantum mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.

...love this !.....let me try, let me try.....

Vin Diesel invented the Gregorian calendar in the rabbit year of the Mayan calendar.

24. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Scientists discover the 24th chromosome within Vin Diesel's DNA.

25. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Quoting Q_Zhang

Scientists discover the 24th chromosome within Vin Diesel's DNA.

Awsome...now we got it.

Vin Diesel walked the entire length of the Oregon Trail three times over the course of two months in 1877. He only had to stop to hunt once even though he had dysentary three times. His personal jounal from the trip was the artistic inspiration of every single speech ever given by John F. Kennedy and all of the songs of Hootie and the Blowfish (including the song Hootie sings in that Burger King commercial).

26. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel's voice can be heard on the gold record onboard the voyager space probe singing I'm a little tea pot.

27. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel reports discovering WMD's on the Bush ranch then forms the Coalition of the Fast and Furious along with the Lesser Antilles.

28. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Oh, you two have me wheezing, I'm laughing so hard.

On a stroll through the Amazon, Vin Diesel discovers what's aparently a cross between a duck and a weasel and prompty names the new species after himself.

29. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin invented Spandex solely for the purpose of giving the technology to superheroes, when Nike heard this they sent in a team of commandos to steal the technology and then kill Vin. Vin killed them all except for one, the man who escaped with the formula for spandex. That man is Danny Devito.

30. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel killed the radio star. He let video take the credit after video blackmailed him with pictures of him in an orgy along with Elton John, Ron Jeremy, and his "The Fast and the Furious" co-star Paul Walker.