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41. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Whoo! These are too funny. Someone should start a Web site to share them with the world.

42. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Me thinks someone has been... errrrmm... BUSTED!!!!!

43. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel is able to project his astral self beyond walls and doors in order to spy on his enemies.

44. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret himself at the bottom of the pool and drink the entire contents, along with any unwitting swimmers enjoying the new facilities. He says novice swimmers taste the best.

45. Posted by moscowmetr (Full Member 267 posts) 11y

Quoting Isadora

Me thinks someone has been... errrrmm... BUSTED!!!!!

er um, Busted?!?...his Dieselness who disagree with allowing something so consequence to overshodow his greatness. I kindly pass along these short pslams along with some of the craftiest quotes Ive read in some time.

Vin Diesel once was in a maze that he couldn't get out of, so he flooded the earth to swim out. God was angry so He invented Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

46. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Ever notice how the continent of Africa looks like Vin Diesel in profile ?

47. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel gave Mona her famous smile. ;)

48. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel invented Helium (obscure Simpson's reference).

49. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Vin Diesel ate the 8th wonder of the world for his afternoon snack.

50. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 11y

santa was killed in 1804 when vin diesel ate a sandwich made out of three midgets by using santa claus as bread. thats why christmas sucks and yeast was invented 4 years before when vin travelled through time using a car seat filled with meat and sponges.