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81. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Vin Diesel, using his bare hands, can turn coal into diamonds in under one minute.

82. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y

Vin Diesel is the only person to ever accurately measure the depth of the Marianna Trench during a single free dive. (Vin doesn't need no stinkin' scuba tanks!)

83. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

hahahah i think tina's on a roll with this.

vin desiel invented gasoline by filling himself with barbeque sauce and eating a copy of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court by Mark "shannia" Twain and thinking as hard as he could. he puked up unrefined petroleum, and was so incredulous that sand started pouring out of his pants into what is now the Gobi desert.

84. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

Vin Diesel once picked a peck of pickled peppers, shoved them all into his mouth, swallowed, burped, and created the worst hurricane season in the history of the U.S.

True story.

85. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

vin desiel once smelled trash bag old carpenter saddle rocky mountain bad old prawns once for the road twice fur gumption an ol elbow white lightning rocket grease mitten twice handbag for crab cake slapstick old maid chess hockeyball tournament of breakfast champions after a long day of tall glass of volkswagon spread on jelly with a side of dirty fingernail mayonaise after god dies for hopscotch with a long day sad sleep for bad brakes and old jeans with new dreams. ipswitch cranberry pixie wood varnish. astrology for the new age old school.
with your eyes so closed that you cant sleeeeeeep.

86. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y
  • dies* (Vin Deisel)
87. Posted by SeeTheSky (Respected Member 558 posts) 10y

boo ya.

88. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y

One day, a dead Vin Diesel sits up, bumps his head on the coffin lid, swears, disturbs his neighbours, and starts the first zombie invasion of a sleepy American town. Then they all discover they need new clothes, deoderant, a hacksaw, rifle, baseball bats, diapers, toothbrushes, and crazy glue, and that's how Wal*Mart was born.

89. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 10y

Quoting tway

..and that's how Wal*Mart was born.

haha! I didn't see that one coming

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