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1. Posted by chrispope (Budding Member 12 posts) 11y

Grizzly vs siberian (both big!)My moneys on the bear...

2. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

I"ll go with the dude with the gun hunting them both.

3. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 11y

Personally, I would prefer to see Bear AND Tiger vs. Reality TV Star.......

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 11y

Quoting beerman

Personally, I would prefer to see Bear AND Tiger vs. Reality TV Star.......

An unarmed Reality TV Star - an updated version of the Naked Prey and the prey loses.

5. Posted by Travel100 (Travel Guru 1556 posts) 11y

Funny you ask this question, as I just returned last Tuesday from Churchill, Canada and saw around 30 Polar Bears. I didn't realize that Polar Bears are bigger and stronger than Grizzies (the biggest recorded being 2204/lbs.). So my money's on the Polar Bear.

6. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

Bear AND Tiger verses Nicole Ritche....*ding*

round 1 - The bear moves in from the left, the tiger from the right.
They soon have poor Nicole cornered....

round 2 - The bear and the tiger now have Nicole cornered and are playing a game of scrabble for who takes the first bite....the tiger wins with a triple word score using the word "antecubital".....who knew tigers could spell ?!?

round 3 - The tiger closes in on poor Ms. Ritche.....just then she steps back, takes a deep breath and...."MOVE OUTA MY WAY YOU MOTHERF#####, YOU PIECE OF S###, MOVE YOUR A##, YOU C#### !!!!.....

Result - Nicole Ritche in 3 rounds

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 11y

Oh Q, that's priceless!

I want to play, too!

Let's see... tiger and bear on the Amazing Race.

Day 1
Tiger and Bear rip open their first clue and discover they must fly to Toronto and climb the CN Tower. Bear scales the cement outer wall and Tiger pees on the glass floor out of fright. The team gets a 2-hour penalty.

Day 6
Bear yells at Tiger for being so slow in the camper-mauling competition. Tiger claims he's allergic to plaid flannel while Bear mimics mauling techniques with his paws. They struggle in 5th place.

Day 8
Tired of lagging behind, Bear and Tiger eat teams 2 and 3 for dinner. They quickly move ahead of the pack.

Day 9
After being yelled at by Tiger, Bear breaks down in tears and claims their relationship has always been a rocky power struggle. Tiger tries to make up by carrying Bear's backpack to the checkpoint, but Bear will have none of it. Frustrated, Tiger rips host Phil's eyes out.

Day 10
Tiger and Bear named official winners and only team left on Season 43 of The Amazing Race.

8. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Tiger & Bear VS. Chuck Norris & Vin Diesel
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Round 1:
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Chuck Norris does a flying round-house decapitating the tiger. Meanwhile Vin Diesel takes a dump and uses the bear as toilet paper.

9. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 11y

For a lentil lovin' peace-nic....you have some violent tendencies

10. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 11y

Chuck and Vin are the violent ones! not me !